Bartenders be conducting therapy
June 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Bartenders be conducting therapy
“butchy bralette”
in the search is how you know weddings are upon us
in the search is how you know weddings are upon us
May 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“butchy bralette”
in the search is how you know weddings are upon us
in the search is how you know weddings are upon us
Them raccoons really had my number last night
May 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Them raccoons really had my number last night
I always feel like a horse when my pt keeps their hand on me while walking around the table
May 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I always feel like a horse when my pt keeps their hand on me while walking around the table
“In motion like a lazy Susan”
Jus the best things fall out of my mom’s mouth
Jus the best things fall out of my mom’s mouth
May 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
“In motion like a lazy Susan”
Jus the best things fall out of my mom’s mouth
Jus the best things fall out of my mom’s mouth
Someone explain the white women in giant white cars thing to me
April 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Someone explain the white women in giant white cars thing to me
Finally watched MPaTHG. Yall didn’t tell me it was the best school project of all time. I am a changed person
April 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finally watched MPaTHG. Yall didn’t tell me it was the best school project of all time. I am a changed person
The sexual tension in a deli/bar service staff ⚡️⚡️⚡️
April 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The sexual tension in a deli/bar service staff ⚡️⚡️⚡️
ELI5: why does stretching feel the way it feels
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ELI5: why does stretching feel the way it feels
Southwest fumbled the bag so hard that I’m regularly flying frontier
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Southwest fumbled the bag so hard that I’m regularly flying frontier
Something happens at 30 where walks become the only salve
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Something happens at 30 where walks become the only salve
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Some of my loudest friends are the best listeners.
Just to put some marbles in that jar.
Just to put some marbles in that jar.
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Some of my loudest friends are the best listeners.
Just to put some marbles in that jar.
Just to put some marbles in that jar.
Any better cleaning and stimming music than Lawrence’s acoustic-ish?
December 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Any better cleaning and stimming music than Lawrence’s acoustic-ish?
Woodland nymph men only pls
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Woodland nymph men only pls
P sure my mom hasn’t hung up a phone call in a decade
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
P sure my mom hasn’t hung up a phone call in a decade
Is there a bigger turn off than “not political” on hinge?
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is there a bigger turn off than “not political” on hinge?
No better vibes than the local hardware store
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No better vibes than the local hardware store
be back soon, nashie ;)
August 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
be back soon, nashie ;)
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They call us the DSM-5
August 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They call us the DSM-5
Reposted by bit3r
Childers wrote this for Jesse Shofner
open.spotify.com/track/0x5wJ0...
open.spotify.com/track/0x5wJ0...
Bitin' List
Tyler Childers · Snipe Hunter · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Childers wrote this for Jesse Shofner
open.spotify.com/track/0x5wJ0...
open.spotify.com/track/0x5wJ0...
One subtweet and I’m here
July 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One subtweet and I’m here