No Empire for Old Men
@bitspersecond.bsky.social
People ≠ tools - Kant
Climate change =>Flood 2.0
AGI =>return of (Mecha-)Jesus
Be safe 🇺🇸- Don’t buy a gun, buy a plane ticket. Any inner city drug lord, terrorist, or thug that is NOT a member of the NRA is a fool
People are wonderful … in moderation.
Climate change =>Flood 2.0
AGI =>return of (Mecha-)Jesus
Be safe 🇺🇸- Don’t buy a gun, buy a plane ticket. Any inner city drug lord, terrorist, or thug that is NOT a member of the NRA is a fool
People are wonderful … in moderation.
Donald signs order declaring himself a total fucking idiot
August 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Donald signs order declaring himself a total fucking idiot
Your tax dollars at work, America.
Not covered in most right-wing press.
Not covered in most right-wing press.
August 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Your tax dollars at work, America.
Not covered in most right-wing press.
Not covered in most right-wing press.
Air Bribe One
July 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Air Bribe One
…so that I can become a trillionaire and steal from you some more …
June 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
…so that I can become a trillionaire and steal from you some more …
Donald knew, he’s just ignorant.
March 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Donald knew, he’s just ignorant.
EVERY accusation is a confession
February 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
EVERY accusation is a confession
Where’s the scar?
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Where’s the scar?
Jonathan Ross’s final words to Renee Good: “fucking bitch”
Credit: @em_clarkson/instagram
Credit: @em_clarkson/instagram
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Jonathan Ross’s final words to Renee Good: “fucking bitch”
Credit: @em_clarkson/instagram
Credit: @em_clarkson/instagram
MURDERER. ORPHAN MAKER.
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
MURDERER. ORPHAN MAKER.
ORPHAN MAKER
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
ORPHAN MAKER
The brutal redecorating will continue until morale improves…
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The brutal redecorating will continue until morale improves…
This Halloween, I’ll dress as an ICE agent and request to be let into people’s homes.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This Halloween, I’ll dress as an ICE agent and request to be let into people’s homes.
Order now!
www.amazon.com/KUIEDIS-Adju...
Order now!
www.amazon.com/KUIEDIS-Adju...
Trumpenomics
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trumpenomics
They don’t get much more conservative than Scalia, but at least he had two brain cells unlike Donald.
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
They don’t get much more conservative than Scalia, but at least he had two brain cells unlike Donald.
What fucking nightmare world is THIS!? “Never again” my ass!
August 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What fucking nightmare world is THIS!? “Never again” my ass!
Donald is easily led by the nose if you appeal to his vanity. So. DO IT. Get a peace deal and you can have TEN peace prizes, President Trump.
August 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Donald is easily led by the nose if you appeal to his vanity. So. DO IT. Get a peace deal and you can have TEN peace prizes, President Trump.
The firings will continue until people only say nice things about me.
August 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The firings will continue until people only say nice things about me.
Don’t forget to say ‘Thank You’!!
(60 grams, central California)
(60 grams, central California)
July 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Don’t forget to say ‘Thank You’!!
(60 grams, central California)
(60 grams, central California)
Their name is Geo Group. Pam Bondi lobbied for them.
July 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Their name is Geo Group. Pam Bondi lobbied for them.