Blakimus Maximus
@blakimusmaximus.bsky.social
Single exmo gay who really likes movies. 🏳️🌈
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
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(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
blakimusmaximus on Insta
(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
Spoilers for Grace & Frankie if you care.
One of the only reasons I still hope there is a heaven is so people like Dolly can go there.
And if there is a heaven, this had better be Dolly's job there or I want no part of it.
One of the only reasons I still hope there is a heaven is so people like Dolly can go there.
And if there is a heaven, this had better be Dolly's job there or I want no part of it.
August 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Spoilers for Grace & Frankie if you care.
One of the only reasons I still hope there is a heaven is so people like Dolly can go there.
And if there is a heaven, this had better be Dolly's job there or I want no part of it.
One of the only reasons I still hope there is a heaven is so people like Dolly can go there.
And if there is a heaven, this had better be Dolly's job there or I want no part of it.
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
Now that he has lost his primary, I would like to cordially invite Trevor Lee to suck my big fat homo 🍆
BYE BITCH
BYE BITCH
June 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Now that he has lost his primary, I would like to cordially invite Trevor Lee to suck my big fat homo 🍆
BYE BITCH
BYE BITCH
"I have friends everywhere"
Attention, all cells. New wings on the roster.
#Utah ’s California #Gull has joined the #RebelBirds movement, Serious, sharp-eyed, hungry, relentless.
Look up. Listen close. They are always watching. Rise. Resist. Rebel.
#Utah ’s California #Gull has joined the #RebelBirds movement, Serious, sharp-eyed, hungry, relentless.
Look up. Listen close. They are always watching. Rise. Resist. Rebel.
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"I have friends everywhere"
y'all, the fascists and the bootlickers are staking *everything* on the idea that she hit him.
She Did Not. Say it every time you see it
She Did Not. Say it every time you see it
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
y'all, the fascists and the bootlickers are staking *everything* on the idea that she hit him.
She Did Not. Say it every time you see it
She Did Not. Say it every time you see it
Do not let them perpetuate the lie:
She Did NOT Hit Him
She Did NOT Hit Him
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Do not let them perpetuate the lie:
She Did NOT Hit Him
She Did NOT Hit Him
Ken Jennings for President.
Lavar Burton can be his running mate
Lavar Burton can be his running mate
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Ken Jennings for President.
Lavar Burton can be his running mate
Lavar Burton can be his running mate
so when are we getting the realest adaptation of A Christmas Carol where someone slipped Scrooge some shrooms and he's actually on a wild ego death psychedelic trip?
I'd bet my life savings Dickens had some experience in that arena.
I'd bet my life savings Dickens had some experience in that arena.
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
so when are we getting the realest adaptation of A Christmas Carol where someone slipped Scrooge some shrooms and he's actually on a wild ego death psychedelic trip?
I'd bet my life savings Dickens had some experience in that arena.
I'd bet my life savings Dickens had some experience in that arena.
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool.
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool.
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.
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Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone*
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone*
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
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Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?
if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do
July 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do
The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop.
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
Brian Wilson Loves You
Playlist · Blake London · 10 items
open.spotify.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop.
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . .
. . . he's not succeeding.
. . . he's not succeeding.
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . .
. . . he's not succeeding.
. . . he's not succeeding.
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
April 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance.
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
April 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance.
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .
uh . . . the fuck I am
March 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
uh . . . the fuck I am
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.