Trump is pathological and ruthless when it comes to perceived betrayal
as MAGA turns on him (over gas prices, not Epstein) it will get...interesting
as MAGA turns on him (over gas prices, not Epstein) it will get...interesting
September 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Trump is pathological and ruthless when it comes to perceived betrayal
as MAGA turns on him (over gas prices, not Epstein) it will get...interesting
as MAGA turns on him (over gas prices, not Epstein) it will get...interesting
McConnell is literally just a grotesque meat puppet wheeled in and out of the Senate for political theatre
September 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
McConnell is literally just a grotesque meat puppet wheeled in and out of the Senate for political theatre
"God took the wrong 80-year-old!"
God wants nothing to do with the other one
God wants nothing to do with the other one
August 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
"God took the wrong 80-year-old!"
God wants nothing to do with the other one
God wants nothing to do with the other one
Trump is bin Laden's long game come to fruition
August 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Trump is bin Laden's long game come to fruition
at this point I'm willing to risk Skynet and let Ai take over all three branches
August 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
at this point I'm willing to risk Skynet and let Ai take over all three branches
the GOP knows their obvious looting is bringing the economy to the brink of disaster and they're gonna take advantage of getting stomped in the midterms to blame the crash on the lib'ruls and the lib'ruls will in turn blame the progressives
rinse lather repeat
rinse lather repeat
August 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
the GOP knows their obvious looting is bringing the economy to the brink of disaster and they're gonna take advantage of getting stomped in the midterms to blame the crash on the lib'ruls and the lib'ruls will in turn blame the progressives
rinse lather repeat
rinse lather repeat
"I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record."
August 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record."
the main problem with the Democrat Party is they think a swing state means "Go centrist!"
when it actually means "Read the fucking room!"
when it actually means "Read the fucking room!"
August 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
the main problem with the Democrat Party is they think a swing state means "Go centrist!"
when it actually means "Read the fucking room!"
when it actually means "Read the fucking room!"
Funny part of near twenty years of Facebook is watching my 25/7 party people slowly age into the people we used to mock
August 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Funny part of near twenty years of Facebook is watching my 25/7 party people slowly age into the people we used to mock
don't see any WWJD? wrist bands anymore
I suppose the burning got to be too much
I suppose the burning got to be too much
July 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
don't see any WWJD? wrist bands anymore
I suppose the burning got to be too much
I suppose the burning got to be too much
I suppose karma is that Trump has everything in the world
but knows absolutely that death is imminent
but knows absolutely that death is imminent
June 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I suppose karma is that Trump has everything in the world
but knows absolutely that death is imminent
but knows absolutely that death is imminent
the more kids Elon spawns
the greater the odds one will whack him for the money
the greater the odds one will whack him for the money
June 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
the more kids Elon spawns
the greater the odds one will whack him for the money
the greater the odds one will whack him for the money
nothing sums up America today than Trump cutting healthcare to millions as he gets kept alive long past his expiration date by the best medical team taxpayer money can buy
June 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
nothing sums up America today than Trump cutting healthcare to millions as he gets kept alive long past his expiration date by the best medical team taxpayer money can buy
irony of Trump's desperate need to leave a historical footprint is that ultimately it'll only be in academia
where the pathology of him and his Kool Aid cult will be an entire field of study for decades
where the pathology of him and his Kool Aid cult will be an entire field of study for decades
June 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
irony of Trump's desperate need to leave a historical footprint is that ultimately it'll only be in academia
where the pathology of him and his Kool Aid cult will be an entire field of study for decades
where the pathology of him and his Kool Aid cult will be an entire field of study for decades
Brave Sir Donald ran away
Bravely ran away away
When truth reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about
And gallantly he TACO’d out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!
Bravely ran away away
When truth reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about
And gallantly he TACO’d out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!
June 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Brave Sir Donald ran away
Bravely ran away away
When truth reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about
And gallantly he TACO’d out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!
Bravely ran away away
When truth reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about
And gallantly he TACO’d out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!
the weakness of faith-based politics is that absolute faith is a mental illness
June 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
the weakness of faith-based politics is that absolute faith is a mental illness
the whole asterisk/creeping euphemism shit drives me buggy
if I type "f*ck" the unredacted word shouts in the reader's so what's the damn point?
if I type "f*ck" the unredacted word shouts in the reader's so what's the damn point?
April 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the whole asterisk/creeping euphemism shit drives me buggy
if I type "f*ck" the unredacted word shouts in the reader's so what's the damn point?
if I type "f*ck" the unredacted word shouts in the reader's so what's the damn point?
America is three people frantically bailing water from a sinking boat
while another shoots holes in the hull to let the water out
while another shoots holes in the hull to let the water out
April 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
America is three people frantically bailing water from a sinking boat
while another shoots holes in the hull to let the water out
while another shoots holes in the hull to let the water out
Trump is the honky Ayatollah
April 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Trump is the honky Ayatollah
that the other two branches of gub'mint has let this nonsense go as far as it has is a pretty damn solid argument for burning it all down and starting from scratch
April 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
that the other two branches of gub'mint has let this nonsense go as far as it has is a pretty damn solid argument for burning it all down and starting from scratch
funny how psychopaths take to religion to use as a blueprint to blend in with sane people
but end up using it to justify their worst urges
but end up using it to justify their worst urges
April 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
funny how psychopaths take to religion to use as a blueprint to blend in with sane people
but end up using it to justify their worst urges
but end up using it to justify their worst urges
the exit plan is The Rapture
leaving all us heathen damned to the End of Days
leaving all us heathen damned to the End of Days
March 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
the exit plan is The Rapture
leaving all us heathen damned to the End of Days
leaving all us heathen damned to the End of Days
there's a dollar Epstein tax at the pumps now
March 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
there's a dollar Epstein tax at the pumps now
It's like Reality saw IDIOCRACY and said, "Hold my beer!"
March 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It's like Reality saw IDIOCRACY and said, "Hold my beer!"