Blau Bird
@blaubird.bsky.social
Teacher in Allentown | 🏀 | Cats | (go) Birds | Beard Boy | Communism | let people live | Free Palestine 🇵🇸
I demonstrate the joy of loud ass sneezing to my HS students. They live in a world where sneezes are treated like farts and I’m trying to free them.
September 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I demonstrate the joy of loud ass sneezing to my HS students. They live in a world where sneezes are treated like farts and I’m trying to free them.
assault rifle in the balls
July 24, 2026 at 11:45 AM
assault rifle in the balls
oh no! our table! it’s broken!
June 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
oh no! our table! it’s broken!
make sure to follow all
laws. all. be good boys
laws. all. be good boys
June 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
make sure to follow all
laws. all. be good boys
laws. all. be good boys
“let that soak in” eli munsk
May 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“let that soak in” eli munsk
died
shitting
got sucked into the toilet
shitting
got sucked into the toilet
April 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
died
shitting
got sucked into the toilet
shitting
got sucked into the toilet
could be a time for new ideas
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
could be a time for new ideas
It makes a good sticker for text messages too
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It makes a good sticker for text messages too
A local middle school teacher around here reads Chuck Norris facts on the morning announcements. The kids really relate
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A local middle school teacher around here reads Chuck Norris facts on the morning announcements. The kids really relate
Not all bald guys haha
All balds are bastards. ABAB baby
All balds are bastards. ABAB baby
August 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not all bald guys haha
All balds are bastards. ABAB baby
All balds are bastards. ABAB baby
Bald guys taking strays when it should be govndndjmm’kd sorry dropped my phone.
August 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bald guys taking strays when it should be govndndjmm’kd sorry dropped my phone.
He’s just trying to own the libs. It’s all he cares about. Making em mad on his way out.
August 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He’s just trying to own the libs. It’s all he cares about. Making em mad on his way out.
Look at this shit. So good.
August 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Look at this shit. So good.
His campaign should use this video.
“Hey, here’s some cool stuff that these bozos think is bad”
“Hey, here’s some cool stuff that these bozos think is bad”
July 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
His campaign should use this video.
“Hey, here’s some cool stuff that these bozos think is bad”
“Hey, here’s some cool stuff that these bozos think is bad”
I see someone has never put on new socks.
July 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I see someone has never put on new socks.
Anybody here remember JASH? JASH
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anybody here remember JASH? JASH