jade to the max
@blazinjade.bsky.social
world’s hottest and realest transsexual mets fan
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The Needle's Eye
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September 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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btw this whole dispute was because she (~10 years on hrt) posted about asking her doctor about increasing the days on her progesterone cycle and i told her she could just take it every day if she wanted because cycling prog has no known benefits for trans women. take it from @katie.bzky.team ‼️
September 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
btw this whole dispute was because she (~10 years on hrt) posted about asking her doctor about increasing the days on her progesterone cycle and i told her she could just take it every day if she wanted because cycling prog has no known benefits for trans women. take it from @katie.bzky.team ‼️
anyway sorry for all the angry posting today, tomorrow i will be back at the beach looking hot and attempting to put the heaping mounds of bullshit that have been piled on me lately out of my mind 😎
September 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
anyway sorry for all the angry posting today, tomorrow i will be back at the beach looking hot and attempting to put the heaping mounds of bullshit that have been piled on me lately out of my mind 😎
as a woman who had to delay the start of her medical transition due to physical issues and is still behind where she wants to be due to even more physical issues, this bullshit really sets me off. i only speak what i know, and just because you’re a few years ahead it doesn’t mean you’re infallible
just because you started your transition earlier than someone else it doesn’t give you the right to be a raging asshole to them when they show you anything that’s not groveling fealty
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
as a woman who had to delay the start of her medical transition due to physical issues and is still behind where she wants to be due to even more physical issues, this bullshit really sets me off. i only speak what i know, and just because you’re a few years ahead it doesn’t mean you’re infallible
just because you started your transition earlier than someone else it doesn’t give you the right to be a raging asshole to them when they show you anything that’s not groveling fealty
September 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
just because you started your transition earlier than someone else it doesn’t give you the right to be a raging asshole to them when they show you anything that’s not groveling fealty
i serve the base you just serving basic
September 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i serve the base you just serving basic
if you cannot even be bothered to put forth an effort to match my kindness and sincerity and instead flip the fuck out over the smallest perceived slight, you’re the one who needs to do some work on your personality
it’s virtuous to be the person that leads with kind sincerity even when some people have their heads stuck too far up their own asses to appreciate it
September 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
if you cannot even be bothered to put forth an effort to match my kindness and sincerity and instead flip the fuck out over the smallest perceived slight, you’re the one who needs to do some work on your personality
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want beef? you gon’ fuck around and end up a vegetable 🥦
Q-Tip top 3 hip-hop producers all-time and he ain’t 3
Combat
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September 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
want beef? you gon’ fuck around and end up a vegetable 🥦
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tried to make me a passoid and they made a monster
September 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
tried to make me a passoid and they made a monster
it’s virtuous to be the person that leads with kind sincerity even when some people have their heads stuck too far up their own asses to appreciate it
September 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
it’s virtuous to be the person that leads with kind sincerity even when some people have their heads stuck too far up their own asses to appreciate it
note to self: don’t try to sincerely engage with a doll whose self-professed “career” consists of cross-posting ragebait, bad dunk attempts, and unfunny memes across all three meta platforms in a desperate ploy to gain fame
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
note to self: don’t try to sincerely engage with a doll whose self-professed “career” consists of cross-posting ragebait, bad dunk attempts, and unfunny memes across all three meta platforms in a desperate ploy to gain fame
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i’ve always despised macklemore’s music (when he came to perform on my college’s campus during the peak of his popularity my friends and i didn’t go and threw our own rager instead) but shoutout to him for doing the right thing with his platform here. also ed sheeran unsurprisingly continues to suck
yo OF COURSE it was nasty-ass robert kraft that led the charge to get macklemore kicked off the ed sheeran tour because macklemore said free palestine. further proof that the new england patriots are evil incarnate
September 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i’ve always despised macklemore’s music (when he came to perform on my college’s campus during the peak of his popularity my friends and i didn’t go and threw our own rager instead) but shoutout to him for doing the right thing with his platform here. also ed sheeran unsurprisingly continues to suck
tried to make me a passoid and they made a monster
September 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
tried to make me a passoid and they made a monster
want beef? you gon’ fuck around and end up a vegetable 🥦
Q-Tip top 3 hip-hop producers all-time and he ain’t 3
Combat
YouTube video by Danny Brown - Topic
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
want beef? you gon’ fuck around and end up a vegetable 🥦
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they didn’t hire me 😭
also this job seems like an ideal fit for what i wanna do so i really hope they hire me 🤞
September 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
they didn’t hire me 😭
i’ve always despised macklemore’s music (when he came to perform on my college’s campus during the peak of his popularity my friends and i didn’t go and threw our own rager instead) but shoutout to him for doing the right thing with his platform here. also ed sheeran unsurprisingly continues to suck
yo OF COURSE it was nasty-ass robert kraft that led the charge to get macklemore kicked off the ed sheeran tour because macklemore said free palestine. further proof that the new england patriots are evil incarnate
September 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i’ve always despised macklemore’s music (when he came to perform on my college’s campus during the peak of his popularity my friends and i didn’t go and threw our own rager instead) but shoutout to him for doing the right thing with his platform here. also ed sheeran unsurprisingly continues to suck
yo OF COURSE it was nasty-ass robert kraft that led the charge to get macklemore kicked off the ed sheeran tour because macklemore said free palestine. further proof that the new england patriots are evil incarnate
September 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
yo OF COURSE it was nasty-ass robert kraft that led the charge to get macklemore kicked off the ed sheeran tour because macklemore said free palestine. further proof that the new england patriots are evil incarnate
so i wore my most revealing bikini to the beach solo for the first time today 👙 but i hit a good tuck when i was swimming in the ocean (thank you shrinkage!) and while i was still in the water a guy started flirting with me and never clocked me even after we were talking back on shore 💁🏻♀️ big fuckin w
also i already had a guy this summer not clock me on the beach when i was in a skirt and then lose interest when i disclosed afterwards so you can’t totally win either way, might as well be hot about it 🤷🏻♀️
September 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
so i wore my most revealing bikini to the beach solo for the first time today 👙 but i hit a good tuck when i was swimming in the ocean (thank you shrinkage!) and while i was still in the water a guy started flirting with me and never clocked me even after we were talking back on shore 💁🏻♀️ big fuckin w
did one of my usual take a couple edibles and hang out at the beach afternoons today but when i got in the ocean there were more jellyfish swimming around than i’d ever seen at once before and it was a triiiiip
September 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
did one of my usual take a couple edibles and hang out at the beach afternoons today but when i got in the ocean there were more jellyfish swimming around than i’d ever seen at once before and it was a triiiiip
based on swatching them on my arm spiral baby plus matte (off-)white is a no but spiral baby plus this sparkly silvery pink that i have is intriguing (because the pink goes well with the pink blush and lip i’m doing and provides a lil more depth), that’s gonna be the combo i try on my eyes tomorrow
aight after seeing it with the full outfit i gotta tweak the eyeshadow to be less blue and more silver because it’s juuuust a little off, gonna try mixing this one (spiral baby by half magic) with a matte white i have first, otherwise i’ll have to get a new shade. but the blue eyeliner and mascara 😍
this was admittedly a fairly quick and dirty first attempt and the eyeshadow ended up being a lot more of a light blue than the shimmery white/silver with a touch of blue that i was anticipating, but also wowwww this might more or less be the look?!?!?
September 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM
based on swatching them on my arm spiral baby plus matte (off-)white is a no but spiral baby plus this sparkly silvery pink that i have is intriguing (because the pink goes well with the pink blush and lip i’m doing and provides a lil more depth), that’s gonna be the combo i try on my eyes tomorrow
aight after seeing it with the full outfit i gotta tweak the eyeshadow to be less blue and more silver because it’s juuuust a little off, gonna try mixing this one (spiral baby by half magic) with a matte white i have first, otherwise i’ll have to get a new shade. but the blue eyeliner and mascara 😍
this was admittedly a fairly quick and dirty first attempt and the eyeshadow ended up being a lot more of a light blue than the shimmery white/silver with a touch of blue that i was anticipating, but also wowwww this might more or less be the look?!?!?
September 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
aight after seeing it with the full outfit i gotta tweak the eyeshadow to be less blue and more silver because it’s juuuust a little off, gonna try mixing this one (spiral baby by half magic) with a matte white i have first, otherwise i’ll have to get a new shade. but the blue eyeliner and mascara 😍
this was admittedly a fairly quick and dirty first attempt and the eyeshadow ended up being a lot more of a light blue than the shimmery white/silver with a touch of blue that i was anticipating, but also wowwww this might more or less be the look?!?!?
September 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
this was admittedly a fairly quick and dirty first attempt and the eyeshadow ended up being a lot more of a light blue than the shimmery white/silver with a touch of blue that i was anticipating, but also wowwww this might more or less be the look?!?!?
just picked these up and think i’m gonna try them out tonight, stay tuned!
September 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
just picked these up and think i’m gonna try them out tonight, stay tuned!
ben shelton you are honestly not quite as hot plus i know you’re taken but if you and trinity rodman are looking for a third hmu
carlos alcaraz idec that you’re violently puking between sets of this tennis match rn, if you need a gorgeous woman to hold and caress you when it’s over i live close by and am very much available
September 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
ben shelton you are honestly not quite as hot plus i know you’re taken but if you and trinity rodman are looking for a third hmu