Got an emergency dentist appointment and paid £385 for my wisdom tooth to be yanked out of my jaw. Which is EXACTLY what I needed today, on a Sunday, the day before I go back to work. The day that I’m quite skint after a two week holiday. Perfect.
September 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Got an emergency dentist appointment and paid £385 for my wisdom tooth to be yanked out of my jaw. Which is EXACTLY what I needed today, on a Sunday, the day before I go back to work. The day that I’m quite skint after a two week holiday. Perfect.
One minute you’re in the back of some 19 year old lad’s car, swigging vodka from the bottle, speeding down country roads, skinny dipping at midnight after beach BBQs… the next you are having an afternoon nap on your new sofa whilst your 18 year old is out celebrating his A-Level results.
August 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
One minute you’re in the back of some 19 year old lad’s car, swigging vodka from the bottle, speeding down country roads, skinny dipping at midnight after beach BBQs… the next you are having an afternoon nap on your new sofa whilst your 18 year old is out celebrating his A-Level results.
I tell you what would be fucking superb right now, mid house move, my husband being called back to base and my son deciding he is going camping down Newquay with his mates.
August 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I tell you what would be fucking superb right now, mid house move, my husband being called back to base and my son deciding he is going camping down Newquay with his mates.
The price of airport parking for 2 weeks is absolutely ridiculous, thought i’d see how much a return taxi was instead.
I tell you what, airport parking is very reasonable.
I tell you what, airport parking is very reasonable.
July 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
The price of airport parking for 2 weeks is absolutely ridiculous, thought i’d see how much a return taxi was instead.
I tell you what, airport parking is very reasonable.
I tell you what, airport parking is very reasonable.
When I was younger it used to be my knickers that were frequently up and down, now it’s just my weight.
July 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
When I was younger it used to be my knickers that were frequently up and down, now it’s just my weight.
Only three days until the end of term, I mutter to myself whilst contemplating whether 18:40 is too late for a little snooze before bedtime. A pre-sleep sleep. A little sleep-bouche if you will.
July 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Only three days until the end of term, I mutter to myself whilst contemplating whether 18:40 is too late for a little snooze before bedtime. A pre-sleep sleep. A little sleep-bouche if you will.
If you don’t come in from work and sit on the floor whilst sharing a BabyBel with your cat, what are you even doing with your life…
July 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
If you don’t come in from work and sit on the floor whilst sharing a BabyBel with your cat, what are you even doing with your life…
I have stacked so many boxes in my dining room for the move, that my router is held hostage in a corner, and I can no longer get any WiFi upstairs. It’s like a prehistoric era, we’ll be drawing on walls next and starting fires.
July 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I have stacked so many boxes in my dining room for the move, that my router is held hostage in a corner, and I can no longer get any WiFi upstairs. It’s like a prehistoric era, we’ll be drawing on walls next and starting fires.
Got that promotion at work, which is all fun and games until you realise your HR department are incompetent and can’t even issue a new contract correctly and you spend about 90 hours a week chasing them up.
June 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Got that promotion at work, which is all fun and games until you realise your HR department are incompetent and can’t even issue a new contract correctly and you spend about 90 hours a week chasing them up.
Watching The Hoof GP is a nice way to unwind after a day full of ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
June 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Watching The Hoof GP is a nice way to unwind after a day full of ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
Walked into the bedroom earlier in a bra with a towel round my lower half. Few hours after that my husband asked me if I want to go to the gym with him tomorrow… I get it.
June 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Walked into the bedroom earlier in a bra with a towel round my lower half. Few hours after that my husband asked me if I want to go to the gym with him tomorrow… I get it.
Does anyone else have different toilets for different purposes? Upstairs bathroom - shitting. En-suite - wees only. Downstairs toilet - quick wee if on my way out, and also guest usage. Issue being I need a shit but someone is having a shower… I guess I’m holding it for the foreseeable.
June 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Does anyone else have different toilets for different purposes? Upstairs bathroom - shitting. En-suite - wees only. Downstairs toilet - quick wee if on my way out, and also guest usage. Issue being I need a shit but someone is having a shower… I guess I’m holding it for the foreseeable.
Making my morning cup of breakfast tea and smashing the remainder of the Turkish Delight chocolate bar. Stick your Quinoa and longevity.
June 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Making my morning cup of breakfast tea and smashing the remainder of the Turkish Delight chocolate bar. Stick your Quinoa and longevity.
Applied for a promotion at work, September start. Internal job vacancies are so much more stressful because HOW fucking embarrassing if you don’t get it.
June 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Applied for a promotion at work, September start. Internal job vacancies are so much more stressful because HOW fucking embarrassing if you don’t get it.
Just sat on the windowsill with the window open, admiring that sweet beautiful rain falling from the heavens. Honestly, thought the combo of heat and Sertraline was going to kill me off.
June 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Just sat on the windowsill with the window open, admiring that sweet beautiful rain falling from the heavens. Honestly, thought the combo of heat and Sertraline was going to kill me off.
The world is a very emotionally draining place right now. I would like to get off at the next stop please.
May 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The world is a very emotionally draining place right now. I would like to get off at the next stop please.
Instrumentals in the background, a cup of decaf tea, and Dungeon Crawler Carl to read 👌🏼
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Sleep Token - Gethsemane (Instrumental)
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May 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Instrumentals in the background, a cup of decaf tea, and Dungeon Crawler Carl to read 👌🏼
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Bought a 2 bedroom Victorian cottage and due to move in July. Everything takes so bloody long and is so bloody expensive. I’d love to know how firms can justify charging £16 for a fucking e-signature.
Sixteen. Great. British. Pounds.
Sixteen. Great. British. Pounds.
May 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Bought a 2 bedroom Victorian cottage and due to move in July. Everything takes so bloody long and is so bloody expensive. I’d love to know how firms can justify charging £16 for a fucking e-signature.
Sixteen. Great. British. Pounds.
Sixteen. Great. British. Pounds.
Can’t think of anything worse than attending a Baby Shower on a rainy Sunday, when I should be in bed reading.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Can’t think of anything worse than attending a Baby Shower on a rainy Sunday, when I should be in bed reading.
After some experimentation… If I answer the door to Ocado with no bra on, I get a greater bag recycle bonus amount off my bill 🤘🏼
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
After some experimentation… If I answer the door to Ocado with no bra on, I get a greater bag recycle bonus amount off my bill 🤘🏼
Watching ‘The Beast in Me’ and I’ve decided I’m never watching another programme with Claire Danes in. Can’t not finish it though because, weird.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watching ‘The Beast in Me’ and I’ve decided I’m never watching another programme with Claire Danes in. Can’t not finish it though because, weird.
Took today off work because I have plague and I’ve spent all day in a constant cycle of napping, checking my emails, feeling guilt, taking pain relief, napping, checking my emails…
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Took today off work because I have plague and I’ve spent all day in a constant cycle of napping, checking my emails, feeling guilt, taking pain relief, napping, checking my emails…
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Someone needs to take my cards off me because all the Black Friday book emails are starting, and I can’t spend ANY money between now and Xmas on non essentials.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Someone needs to take my cards off me because all the Black Friday book emails are starting, and I can’t spend ANY money between now and Xmas on non essentials.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
I don’t want to Monday. The vibe is off.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I don’t want to Monday. The vibe is off.
Every weekend between now and Xmas I have something on. It’s making me feel dread already. Not. A. Fan.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every weekend between now and Xmas I have something on. It’s making me feel dread already. Not. A. Fan.