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I built my own hyperbolic echo chamber.
It is the greatest one ever built, everyone agrees.
It is the greatest one ever built, everyone agrees.
I love all the fantasy football start/sit advice but I am starting 3 tight ends right now and I ran out of IR spots in week 1 for most of my teams.
September 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I love all the fantasy football start/sit advice but I am starting 3 tight ends right now and I ran out of IR spots in week 1 for most of my teams.
Now this is the TNF I know and love. What the F was all that nonsense last week?
September 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Now this is the TNF I know and love. What the F was all that nonsense last week?
I just paid $5.49 for gas but at least my healthcare is crazy expensive, food prices are up, interest rates are rising and more and more people I know are getting laid off.
September 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I just paid $5.49 for gas but at least my healthcare is crazy expensive, food prices are up, interest rates are rising and more and more people I know are getting laid off.
I do love being a sardonic asshole on social media but more important to me is knowing that those in my world know that I would do anything to help.
You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back.
You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back.
September 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I do love being a sardonic asshole on social media but more important to me is knowing that those in my world know that I would do anything to help.
You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back.
You, whomever you are are great. The world needs the true you, never hold back.
Motivational speakers are this eras false profits.
Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why.
Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why.
September 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Motivational speakers are this eras false profits.
Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why.
Pay $100 for my seminar where I explain why.
I’m thinking of quitting my job just based on the amount of emails I have unread
September 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I’m thinking of quitting my job just based on the amount of emails I have unread
This has been a long, horrible, awful week. Thank god it is Friday.
September 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This has been a long, horrible, awful week. Thank god it is Friday.
When Mike McDaniel’s offense doesn’t work his doucheness grows 2 sizes
September 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
When Mike McDaniel’s offense doesn’t work his doucheness grows 2 sizes
How long does Mike McDaniel’s genius take to kick in?
September 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
How long does Mike McDaniel’s genius take to kick in?
Deshaun Watson looks about as good as he deserves to be.
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Deshaun Watson looks about as good as he deserves to be.
I hate the Patriots but Drake Maye deserves a better offensive system. I hope they lose every week but somehow they do right by Maye.
September 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I hate the Patriots but Drake Maye deserves a better offensive system. I hope they lose every week but somehow they do right by Maye.
This isn’t the football game I ordered. Please take it back.
September 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
This isn’t the football game I ordered. Please take it back.
Never expect normal behavior from people you know to be abnormal.
September 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Never expect normal behavior from people you know to be abnormal.
Every time something good happens for Goodell an angel losses it’s wings
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Commissioner Roger Goodell has finalized a new 4-season extension that runs through the 2030 league season. The contract expires March 31, 2031.
Per Adam Schefter.
Commissioner Roger Goodell has finalized a new 4-season extension that runs through the 2030 league season. The contract expires March 31, 2031.
Per Adam Schefter.
September 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Every time something good happens for Goodell an angel losses it’s wings
Jadan Baugh is incredible
September 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Jadan Baugh is incredible
If anyone wondered what parenting book boomers read to learn to raise us, here is a copy:
August 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
If anyone wondered what parenting book boomers read to learn to raise us, here is a copy:
I am running for President in 2028 and my entire platform is renaming this section of the Florida Intracoastal waterway
August 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I am running for President in 2028 and my entire platform is renaming this section of the Florida Intracoastal waterway
Based on my exhaustive study of how the universe works I am 99% sure that Dolly Parton is now a force ghost.
August 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Based on my exhaustive study of how the universe works I am 99% sure that Dolly Parton is now a force ghost.
It is reported that Iran placed a $10 million bounty on the head of Baron Trump.
When asked how much the county was ok Eric Trump an Iranian spokesman said “nah, he is fine as is”
When asked how much the county was ok Eric Trump an Iranian spokesman said “nah, he is fine as is”
August 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It is reported that Iran placed a $10 million bounty on the head of Baron Trump.
When asked how much the county was ok Eric Trump an Iranian spokesman said “nah, he is fine as is”
When asked how much the county was ok Eric Trump an Iranian spokesman said “nah, he is fine as is”
JD Vance’s balls
August 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
JD Vance’s balls
So y’all can just close your eyes and sleep on a plane? That’s wild.
August 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
So y’all can just close your eyes and sleep on a plane? That’s wild.
I hate to look backwards but, perhaps we were wrong to give leadership of the world to a feces throwing monkey on angel dust.
August 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I hate to look backwards but, perhaps we were wrong to give leadership of the world to a feces throwing monkey on angel dust.
RyanAir
The only airline where you get to help up the person sitting in your seat from the previous flight.
The only airline where you get to help up the person sitting in your seat from the previous flight.
August 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
RyanAir
The only airline where you get to help up the person sitting in your seat from the previous flight.
The only airline where you get to help up the person sitting in your seat from the previous flight.
I made so much money selling special eclipse magnifying glasses.
I’m going to make even more with these post eclipse eye patches.
I’m going to make even more with these post eclipse eye patches.
August 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I made so much money selling special eclipse magnifying glasses.
I’m going to make even more with these post eclipse eye patches.
I’m going to make even more with these post eclipse eye patches.