@bloated-corpse.bsky.social
i never considered that gooseworx knew ball
maybe im a bad person
maybe im a bad person
July 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
i never considered that gooseworx knew ball
maybe im a bad person
maybe im a bad person
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glass cards when you have a glass joker
July 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
glass cards when you have a glass joker
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i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
June 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
It’s funny to me that this is like the exact opposite of what Zohran Mamdani tweeted a few days ago
May 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It’s funny to me that this is like the exact opposite of what Zohran Mamdani tweeted a few days ago
Hey, maybe this hantavirus stuff ain’t so bad after all
May 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hey, maybe this hantavirus stuff ain’t so bad after all
Why is George Takei fearmongering about hantavirus what the fuck is this app
May 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Why is George Takei fearmongering about hantavirus what the fuck is this app
The constant conflation between “Israel” and “Jews” is the result of the most successful PR campaign by any country of the past century
AND THE JEWS WONDER WHY ANTISEMITISM IS GROWING AROUND THE WORLD????
AND THE JEWISH COMMUNITY NOW WONDERS WHY THERE IS NOW A BIG TARGET ON THEIR BACKS???????
THE REASON IS ISRAELS CAMPAIGN OF GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!
AND THE JEWISH COMMUNITY NOW WONDERS WHY THERE IS NOW A BIG TARGET ON THEIR BACKS???????
THE REASON IS ISRAELS CAMPAIGN OF GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!
May 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The constant conflation between “Israel” and “Jews” is the result of the most successful PR campaign by any country of the past century
WOAH WOAH WOAH IS THAT A THREAT? IS THAT A THREAT AGAINST KETCHUP? @FBI PULL UP KETCHUP IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
A hot fresh corn dog from the amusement park was absolutely divine when I was a kid.
(86 the ketchup) 😉
(86 the ketchup) 😉
May 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
WOAH WOAH WOAH IS THAT A THREAT? IS THAT A THREAT AGAINST KETCHUP? @FBI PULL UP KETCHUP IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
fucking stupid, waste of energy, just suck the ketchup out of the packets
yum yum yum i love ketchup
yum yum yum i love ketchup
📷 Like many people, U occasionally get drive-through food, which results in an abundance of ketchup packets. I had some time to spare, so - as any same and reasonable person would - I've decided to open them all up and add them to the ketchup bottle.
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
May 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
fucking stupid, waste of energy, just suck the ketchup out of the packets
yum yum yum i love ketchup
yum yum yum i love ketchup
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s-crap-ble, a waterproof scrabble set for the bathroom
April 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
s-crap-ble, a waterproof scrabble set for the bathroom
Pushing 30 and still plays video games
This is young ppl business UNC
This is young ppl business UNC
next year i will be thirty but games still always be my companion 😂
April 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Pushing 30 and still plays video games
This is young ppl business UNC
This is young ppl business UNC
Big deal I can make a million dollars in 2 seconds
April 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Big deal I can make a million dollars in 2 seconds
@chipotletweets.bsky.social is this true? I was planning to go to your restaurant but this new information has soured my opinion of your store. Please respond promptly.
Streamer Asmongold says his diet mostly consists of beef jerky
“I usually have breakfast and I eat beef jerky. And then during my stream, I usually eat more beef jerky. And then after my stream, I eat candy and then beef jerky. And then after that, I have Chipotle."
“I usually have breakfast and I eat beef jerky. And then during my stream, I usually eat more beef jerky. And then after my stream, I eat candy and then beef jerky. And then after that, I have Chipotle."
April 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
@chipotletweets.bsky.social is this true? I was planning to go to your restaurant but this new information has soured my opinion of your store. Please respond promptly.
Don’t siege Leningrad, take it immediately!
it’s simple. Dems need to
1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned
2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029
I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward
1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned
2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029
I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward
April 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Don’t siege Leningrad, take it immediately!
It should be noted that pedophilia doesn’t always cause child rape, and some of the most famous child rape isn’t about pedophilia. consider Epstein and co, do you really think ALL those celebrities wanted to fuck kids because they were young? They wanted to fuck kids bc they’re weak, or bc of taboo.
April 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It should be noted that pedophilia doesn’t always cause child rape, and some of the most famous child rape isn’t about pedophilia. consider Epstein and co, do you really think ALL those celebrities wanted to fuck kids because they were young? They wanted to fuck kids bc they’re weak, or bc of taboo.
how woke is this website REALLY? lemme list some opinions and see if i get crucified
1. gender doesnt and shouldnt exist
2. pedophilia isnt inherently evil (child rape is)
3. america FAFO'd 9/11
4. israel is worse than hamas
1. gender doesnt and shouldnt exist
2. pedophilia isnt inherently evil (child rape is)
3. america FAFO'd 9/11
4. israel is worse than hamas
April 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
how woke is this website REALLY? lemme list some opinions and see if i get crucified
1. gender doesnt and shouldnt exist
2. pedophilia isnt inherently evil (child rape is)
3. america FAFO'd 9/11
4. israel is worse than hamas
1. gender doesnt and shouldnt exist
2. pedophilia isnt inherently evil (child rape is)
3. america FAFO'd 9/11
4. israel is worse than hamas
this website may have worse uptime than github and i joined literally today. hopefully we can get that 4th 7 of uptime!
April 29, 2026 at 12:13 AM
this website may have worse uptime than github and i joined literally today. hopefully we can get that 4th 7 of uptime!
9-11? 9-11! 9-11 baad. 9-11 bad, muslims 9-11. I am kash patel and i 9-11 baaaaad muslims bad 9-11.
9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.
April 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
9-11? 9-11! 9-11 baad. 9-11 bad, muslims 9-11. I am kash patel and i 9-11 baaaaad muslims bad 9-11.