Blorkian Fnib
@blorkblorkblork.bsky.social
Packer fan, NBA buff, educator, journalist, husband, dad, Christian, progressive, cat guy.
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You know when they cooked the first animal there was that one dumb caveman who was like “NO GUYS WE SUPPOSED TO EAT BONES.”
“We don’t really hold a grudge ‘cause this is all in fun / As far as football rivalries we’re both number one / Still we wouldn’t mind seein’ Ditka run over by a truck / ‘Cause the Bears! Still! Suck!”
RIP 🙏
RIP 🙏
NFL legend Mike Ditka passed away at the age of 86.
Rest in peace 🙏🏻
Rest in peace 🙏🏻
October 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“We don’t really hold a grudge ‘cause this is all in fun / As far as football rivalries we’re both number one / Still we wouldn’t mind seein’ Ditka run over by a truck / ‘Cause the Bears! Still! Suck!”
RIP 🙏
RIP 🙏
Sorry, but when you cite a lack of training as your foremost concern, you’re coming across as advocating for a More Lawful Death Squad.
This is the Dem behavior people are fed up with.
Are you anti-ICE or are you co-opting the backlash to procure them more public investment?
This is the Dem behavior people are fed up with.
Are you anti-ICE or are you co-opting the backlash to procure them more public investment?
Undertrained and armed ICE officers are continuing to bring violence to American communities.
ICE is completely out of control. Not one more penny for ICE’s lawlessness. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
ICE is completely out of control. Not one more penny for ICE’s lawlessness. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
ICE officer shoots man in New York City
The 28-year-old man was shot while in a vehicle and was in stable condition, officials said. The DHS said the shooting occurred during a “targeted enforcement operation.”
www.nbcnews.com
October 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Sorry, but when you cite a lack of training as your foremost concern, you’re coming across as advocating for a More Lawful Death Squad.
This is the Dem behavior people are fed up with.
Are you anti-ICE or are you co-opting the backlash to procure them more public investment?
This is the Dem behavior people are fed up with.
Are you anti-ICE or are you co-opting the backlash to procure them more public investment?
Is this just acceptable AI playoff coverage now? Published for people to read?
October 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Is this just acceptable AI playoff coverage now? Published for people to read?
18-1. Of course these teams ruin the streak.
17-0
Teams who score 4 runs in these playoffs are 16-0. Kinda nuts.
October 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
18-1. Of course these teams ruin the streak.
The White Sox are the Rage Against the Machine of sports franchises. Idk how to explain why but I’m right.
October 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The White Sox are the Rage Against the Machine of sports franchises. Idk how to explain why but I’m right.
Brewers:Dodgers::Solidarity:The Police State
October 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Brewers:Dodgers::Solidarity:The Police State
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Welp. Time to kick the shit out of the Dodgers and save baseball.
October 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Welp. Time to kick the shit out of the Dodgers and save baseball.
So what’s different about this team?
-Bauers
-Mitchell
-Pratt
-Ortiz leap
-Chourio mini-leap
-Miz
-Hendo
-peak Ashby
This team ain’t stepping into the box
-Bauers
-Mitchell
-Pratt
-Ortiz leap
-Chourio mini-leap
-Miz
-Hendo
-peak Ashby
This team ain’t stepping into the box
October 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
So what’s different about this team?
-Bauers
-Mitchell
-Pratt
-Ortiz leap
-Chourio mini-leap
-Miz
-Hendo
-peak Ashby
This team ain’t stepping into the box
-Bauers
-Mitchell
-Pratt
-Ortiz leap
-Chourio mini-leap
-Miz
-Hendo
-peak Ashby
This team ain’t stepping into the box
The five people you meet in San Diego
October 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The five people you meet in San Diego
😱🤯🥵🥶
This Brewers/Padres NLDS is the second series of at least 3 games in postseason history where neither team led by more than 2 runs at any point, joining:
The 1915 World Series
h/t @EliasSports
The 1915 World Series
h/t @EliasSports
October 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
😱🤯🥵🥶
BEAT THE FUCKING DODGERSSS
Well I guess there's only one thing left to do then
October 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
BEAT THE FUCKING DODGERSSS
👀
Actualized Ashby is a treat.
Actualized Ashby is a treat.
Aaron Ashby is always pitching for the Brewers, at all times and in all places.
Fully anticipate him to get zero innings in October and be thought of as some Mandela Effect hallucination of the mid-distant past.
Fully anticipate him to get zero innings in October and be thought of as some Mandela Effect hallucination of the mid-distant past.
October 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
👀
Actualized Ashby is a treat.
Actualized Ashby is a treat.
Aaron Ashby is ALWAYS PITCHING
October 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Aaron Ashby is ALWAYS PITCHING
17-0
Teams who score 4 runs in these playoffs are 16-0. Kinda nuts.
October 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
17-0
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Brice Turang clutch hit when
August 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Brice Turang clutch hit when
Teams who score 4 runs in these playoffs are 16-0. Kinda nuts.
October 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Teams who score 4 runs in these playoffs are 16-0. Kinda nuts.
Enough of this Max Muncy bullshit, man.
October 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Enough of this Max Muncy bullshit, man.
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DL Hall. Comportment guy.
October 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
DL Hall. Comportment guy.
God damn it, Merrill!
October 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
God damn it, Merrill!
If this is a roster loophole it needs to be closed before Mason Miller gets home from the ballpark.
Mason Miller placed on paternity list.
October 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
If this is a roster loophole it needs to be closed before Mason Miller gets home from the ballpark.
Just realized that the first thing the Padres are going to have to do after the game 2 walkoff is pitch to Jackson Chourio again and that is very funny to me. 🤣🤣
“We have to keep playing our game. We have to continue to do the little things.”
Ahead of Game 3, Jackson Chourio joins @SophiaMinnaert to discuss the confidence he has in both himself and his teammates
Ahead of Game 3, Jackson Chourio joins @SophiaMinnaert to discuss the confidence he has in both himself and his teammates
October 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just realized that the first thing the Padres are going to have to do after the game 2 walkoff is pitch to Jackson Chourio again and that is very funny to me. 🤣🤣
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October means two things, baby.
October 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
October means two things, baby.
My first thought upon finding out our NLDS opponent:
October 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My first thought upon finding out our NLDS opponent:
SHOW THE GD PITCH FROM THE CORRECT ANGLE YOU MORONS
October 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
SHOW THE GD PITCH FROM THE CORRECT ANGLE YOU MORONS