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had to make sure no one stole my @
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pathologic 3 quarantine releases tomorrow! #pathologic #pathologic3 #daniildankovsky #pathologic2 #морутопия
March 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
pathologic 3 quarantine releases tomorrow! #pathologic #pathologic3 #daniildankovsky #pathologic2 #морутопия
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Shaving pubic hair is like cutting the wings of an angel.
November 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Shaving pubic hair is like cutting the wings of an angel.
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The WinRAR librarian 📚
October 24, 2024 at 4:08 PM
The WinRAR librarian 📚
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fruit computers i built 🍓🫐🍊🍋
October 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
fruit computers i built 🍓🫐🍊🍋
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when i was like 12 i saw my dad preparing a pork tenderloin and i had never seen a pork tenderloin before so i asked, "what's that, dad?" and he said, "tonight we dine on horse penis"
October 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM
when i was like 12 i saw my dad preparing a pork tenderloin and i had never seen a pork tenderloin before so i asked, "what's that, dad?" and he said, "tonight we dine on horse penis"
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Coworker said "they should make a game like Pokemon Go but you piss on landmarks and compete to see who can piss on them more" I didn't have the heart to tell him he just invented being a dog
October 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Coworker said "they should make a game like Pokemon Go but you piss on landmarks and compete to see who can piss on them more" I didn't have the heart to tell him he just invented being a dog
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Tip: it's legal to stash some gummy worms under this tab
October 1, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Tip: it's legal to stash some gummy worms under this tab
true anguish is watching a movie from decades ago that stars the most beautiful person youve ever seen and they never starred in anything ever again
October 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
true anguish is watching a movie from decades ago that stars the most beautiful person youve ever seen and they never starred in anything ever again
pondering making a second account just to use the dms as bookmarks
a man wearing a blue bandana is sitting on a throne
ALT: a man wearing a blue bandana is sitting on a throne
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October 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
pondering making a second account just to use the dms as bookmarks
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At the Milwaukee Public Museum, they will not let me eat as many butterflies as I can fit in my mouth.
September 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
At the Milwaukee Public Museum, they will not let me eat as many butterflies as I can fit in my mouth.
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Scorbunny was a good purchase
September 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Scorbunny was a good purchase
i love being able to bookmark blueskeets (bluesky tweets ((posts)) ) in this app
September 30, 2024 at 5:40 AM
i love being able to bookmark blueskeets (bluesky tweets ((posts)) ) in this app
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Ohhhhh I need a sandwich I need a big sandwich ouuuuhhhh owowhuughhhh someone please give me a big sandwich right nowwww oiwuwhhhhhhh
September 27, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Ohhhhh I need a sandwich I need a big sandwich ouuuuhhhh owowhuughhhh someone please give me a big sandwich right nowwww oiwuwhhhhhhh
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This is me. This is literally who you're being mean to when you're being mean to me.
May 11, 2023 at 4:50 AM
This is me. This is literally who you're being mean to when you're being mean to me.
i love grim fandango so flipping much
a cartoon character with a bag on his head dancing
ALT: a cartoon character with a bag on his head dancing
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September 3, 2024 at 3:27 AM
i love grim fandango so flipping much
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