Jeff Polman
bluejeffway.bsky.social
Jeff Polman
@bluejeffway.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, baseball nut, dad, and avid truth believer.
Today I’ll be celebrating what’s truly made America great this year: the Artemis Moon Mission, the Knicks, the Hurricanes, the World Cup, Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show, Taylor and Travis, the Obama Library, the people of Minnesota, Katie Phang, and Major Jason Watson.
July 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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Dems should counter program Trump's 80th birthday celebration with performances by Springsteen, Taylor Swift, and Bad Bunny, have it emceed by Stephen Colbert, and name the event after Obama.
June 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Victor Wembanyana is like a San Antonio Human Centipede of David Robinson and Tim Duncan.
May 19, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Who doesn’t need this today?
Pure happiness ❤️
April 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Curious to know if Europeans were accused of having Hitler Derangement Syndrome in 1938.
March 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Punxsutawney Phil came out, heard the asshole was still alive, and moved to Europe.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Trump has no sense or understanding of good. He is pure self. A smorgasbord of impulses and cravings - for wealth, power, adoration, grandiosity, vengeance. He's a giant id. Not even a fully formed person. He's a parasite. An infection. A contagion. He's a pathological abomination.
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
After watching The American Revolution, there’s no doubt in my mind that Ken Burns should run the restored Dept. of Education.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump pardoning Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Charles Manson would have been something else.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Now you know why I’ve hated the Yankees since 1963.
Cal robbed of the MVP this year.

“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."

Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
July 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My fifth eccentric indie baseball novel is now available from your favorite online bookseller! Where else can you find Mays, Mantle, Snider, DiMaggio, Monroe, and Grace Kelly in the same story?
July 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you look up “Mind Fuck” in Webster’s, you’ll find this video.
So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings
June 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Funny, but I feel like he’s trying to break US so Russia can own us.
"President Trump is trying to break us so that America can own us. That will never happen." - Mark Carney, PM of Canada

Add another good thing that Trump tried to ruin. Add another thing that Trump lost. Add another thing that the RW echo chamber can create a false narrative about.
April 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Because, to paraphrase Evelyn Mulwray before she’s killed at the end of Chinatown, “He OWNS the press!”
The biggest problem with this is that if Joe Biden said the same thing, there would have been 27 breaking news alerts about his cognitive abilities within the hour. Why does the press keep giving Donald Trump a pass for his obvious decline?
Sitting next to the Norwegian Prime Minister today, President Donald Trump told reporters that the U.S. has spent $350 billion to help Ukraine. This is inaccurate. That's nearly double the amount that Congress has approved since the war began. buff.ly/MIHrUI5
April 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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The Republican Senate is to blame for this. Donald Trump wanted only yes men. It was their job to confirm and consent. They knew Hegseth wasn’t up to the job, but put him in charge anyway. They risked our country’s security to please the mad king and should be punished for it at the ballot box.
Hegseth has been a proven failure as a secretary of defense. If the president still refuses to fire him, he should resign.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Pete Hegseth’s Patriotic Duty Is to Resign
His incompetence is putting America’s security at risk.
www.theatlantic.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This tweet — sent several weeks ago — by acting US Attorney for DC Ed Martin is being spotlighted by Senate Democrats who are trying to stop his confirmation.

“Trump’s lawyers”.. not “Americans’ lawyers”
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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His other shirt, which says: “Deport the Venezuelans or I’ll suck your balls,” is at the dry cleaners.
April 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No, but the President is a six-year-old, so…
Put aside the lies and the open defiance of the Supreme Court, as well as the cruelty, and ask yourself: who talks like this? This is the *official* account of the *White House* - is it being run by a six year old?
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He is now committing an impeachable offense ever day.
1. Truth Social, Trump's social media platform, announced an audacious scheme yesterday to profit from Trump's tariffs

Truth Social will offer actively-managed INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS composed of stocks in companies who benefit from Trump's policies

It's a jaw-dropping conflict of interest
Truth Social launches scheme to profit from Trump's tariff policies
A jaw-dropping conflict of interest.
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April 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Due to their disgraceful White House visit, the Dodgers should not be allowed to wear Jackie Robinson jerseys today.
April 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM