I FORGOT TO MENTION THE OWNER OF THE DINO I HAVE FAILED YOU TWO
The owner of the AWESOME dino in the second image is here on BlueSky bsky.app/profile/tw0c...
GO FOLLOW THEM!

Yeah it REALLY sucks, though apparently BlueSky did a little -wink wink nudge nudge- to subtly encourage a workaround. So I'm led to believe their hands were tied implementing it and am not as upset about it. Really just glad to be able to get in on my computer XD

I did actually find a workaround before bed (the post should’ve been removed since I solved the issue XDh
Found a filter code to add to my adblocker

I still have repairs to do on it when I get it back, but they’re ones I know how to do for once, and the parts are fairly cheap.

Normally, my laptop is always on my lap while I do other things to play music and such. So not having it is like not having a part of me haha