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@blurses.bsky.social
Ed Sheerans next gig
September 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Ed Sheerans next gig
ed sheeran is the reason this happened
September 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ed sheeran is the reason this happened
I spent three years in a British school, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.
September 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I spent three years in a British school, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.
Will Stancil in a lab perfecting 1000% concentrated Stancil-posting
September 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Will Stancil in a lab perfecting 1000% concentrated Stancil-posting
I am all of these characters all at once.
If this is also your idea of fun it's almost 3 hours long and you can watch it here youtu.be/Q3hBLv-HLEc?...
If this is also your idea of fun it's almost 3 hours long and you can watch it here youtu.be/Q3hBLv-HLEc?...
![Stalker (1979 film)
Stalker (Russian: Сталкер, IPA: [ˈstaɫkʲɪr]) is a 1979 Soviet science fantasy film directed by Andrei Tarkovsky with a screenplay written by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky, loosely based on their 1972 novel Roadside Picnic. The film tells the story of an expedition led by a figure known as the "Stalker" (Alexander Kaidanovsky), who guides his two clients—a melancholic writer (Anatoly Solonitsyn) and a professor (Nikolai Grinko)—through a hazardous wasteland to a mysterious restricted site known simply as the "Zone", where supposedly exists a room which grants a person's innermost desires. The film combines elements of science fiction and fantasy with dramatic, philosophical, and psychological themes.[5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jsv7teq33h5zsk7zjg5x4jxr/bafkreiag4u2plc45ih3qscd6vqdbkwmc4h7c7pltbgk7p4aq6jj3zxi5rm)
September 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I am all of these characters all at once.
If this is also your idea of fun it's almost 3 hours long and you can watch it here youtu.be/Q3hBLv-HLEc?...
If this is also your idea of fun it's almost 3 hours long and you can watch it here youtu.be/Q3hBLv-HLEc?...
Logging on to cloud game, it's okay lads, I have loads of these things
September 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Logging on to cloud game, it's okay lads, I have loads of these things
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
August 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Yes, sticker on a lamp post, I will buy the cat money
August 30, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Yes, sticker on a lamp post, I will buy the cat money
Bro that doesn't understand inflation has this as part of their bio
An op or a complete idiot.
An op or a complete idiot.
August 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Bro that doesn't understand inflation has this as part of their bio
An op or a complete idiot.
An op or a complete idiot.
I've seen a very cursed job listing.
3 years experience required but they don't pay minimum wage.
The recruiter seems to be some weird AI BS
The end of the job listing says the recruiter doesn't post fake job listings, which makes we wonder if actually they do
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
3 years experience required but they don't pay minimum wage.
The recruiter seems to be some weird AI BS
The end of the job listing says the recruiter doesn't post fake job listings, which makes we wonder if actually they do
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
August 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I've seen a very cursed job listing.
3 years experience required but they don't pay minimum wage.
The recruiter seems to be some weird AI BS
The end of the job listing says the recruiter doesn't post fake job listings, which makes we wonder if actually they do
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
3 years experience required but they don't pay minimum wage.
The recruiter seems to be some weird AI BS
The end of the job listing says the recruiter doesn't post fake job listings, which makes we wonder if actually they do
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
A pointless hill I will die on.
The temperature is what it feels like, not the other number
The temperature is what it feels like, not the other number
August 28, 2026 at 8:45 AM
A pointless hill I will die on.
The temperature is what it feels like, not the other number
The temperature is what it feels like, not the other number
I look forward to UEFA bringing in someone who is corrupt in a more agreeable fashion
August 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I look forward to UEFA bringing in someone who is corrupt in a more agreeable fashion
I think you'll find MPs have learned a lesson and that lesson is that there will be no accountability.
August 22, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I think you'll find MPs have learned a lesson and that lesson is that there will be no accountability.
Imagine posting barm/bap engagement bait for G4S 💀
August 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Imagine posting barm/bap engagement bait for G4S 💀
So many spam/scam recruitment emails.
They all look like this, long but vague. They all profess to be from a big name, this is Amazon, but have been Nike, YSL, coca cola, fancy fashion houses etc.
I think my details are taken from Linkedin.
They all look like this, long but vague. They all profess to be from a big name, this is Amazon, but have been Nike, YSL, coca cola, fancy fashion houses etc.
I think my details are taken from Linkedin.
![Greetings [redacted]
I’m Juan Tirado from Amazon’s talent acquisition team. Our team is currently recruiting candidates with relevant marketing experience for a Social Media Manager position, and your profile stood out because your background and career direction reflect several qualities connected to the needs of the role.
Alongside technical experience, we value individuals who enjoy collaborative and fast-moving environments, remain proactive in developing their capabilities, and are prepared to adapt as marketing initiatives grow in complexity and reach.
What you'll be supporting:
* Take part in developing and optimizing marketing programs that connect brand direction with practical execution while supporting business growth and stronger customer engagement.
* Coordinate with relevant stakeholders throughout the planning and delivery process to maintain consistency, support effective implementation, and connect broader strategy with practical marketing execution.
* Apply analytics, audience insights, and measurable results to refine existing approaches, support thoughtful decisions, and contribute to continued improvements in marketing effectiveness.
* This full-time role may include remote or hybrid working options depending on its scope, location considerations, and business requirements, while providing opportunities to strengthen professional capabilities through real projects and exposure to different specialist teams.
The position may be a good match for professionals seeking continued development in marketing, broader exposure to practical initiatives, and a team culture that supports shared learning, collaboration, and new approaches.
Interested in learning more?
If you feel this role may fit your career direction, simply reply to this email. Our recruitment team will then share more details](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jsv7teq33h5zsk7zjg5x4jxr/bafkreienmd5kw2hiehbzixtvnaoucllzrceeahzkj7srw3qh7b7lg3blwe)
August 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
So many spam/scam recruitment emails.
They all look like this, long but vague. They all profess to be from a big name, this is Amazon, but have been Nike, YSL, coca cola, fancy fashion houses etc.
I think my details are taken from Linkedin.
They all look like this, long but vague. They all profess to be from a big name, this is Amazon, but have been Nike, YSL, coca cola, fancy fashion houses etc.
I think my details are taken from Linkedin.
This is a bad measurement most people aren't shoplifters. If the system misidentifies 2 people per 1000 customers that's 99.98%, but that's a lot of people to wrongly accost in a busy shop
August 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
This is a bad measurement most people aren't shoplifters. If the system misidentifies 2 people per 1000 customers that's 99.98%, but that's a lot of people to wrongly accost in a busy shop
Get red-pilled with jesus
August 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Get red-pilled with jesus
I or you could be the person that does the Economist/Karl Marx tweet
August 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I or you could be the person that does the Economist/Karl Marx tweet