who let David Fincher control the weather
July 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
who let David Fincher control the weather
Explain your @
Back in the day, my brother and I shared a Minecraft account; when I got my own, I wanted 01 to one-up him, but 01 was taken
Back in the day, my brother and I shared a Minecraft account; when I got my own, I wanted 01 to one-up him, but 01 was taken
Explain your @
I am Sarah
I am Sarah
Explain your @
I am Cameron
I am Cameron
June 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Explain your @
Back in the day, my brother and I shared a Minecraft account; when I got my own, I wanted 01 to one-up him, but 01 was taken
Back in the day, my brother and I shared a Minecraft account; when I got my own, I wanted 01 to one-up him, but 01 was taken
Me: makes video on a current events topic with a fresh perspective
Most of the comments: doesn’t engage with the fresh perspective and spouts zeitgeist opinions that could be easily left on any other video of the same subject
Most of the comments: doesn’t engage with the fresh perspective and spouts zeitgeist opinions that could be easily left on any other video of the same subject
April 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Me: makes video on a current events topic with a fresh perspective
Most of the comments: doesn’t engage with the fresh perspective and spouts zeitgeist opinions that could be easily left on any other video of the same subject
Most of the comments: doesn’t engage with the fresh perspective and spouts zeitgeist opinions that could be easily left on any other video of the same subject
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Military bases imply the existence of military acids
April 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Military bases imply the existence of military acids
The thing is, I’ll never know if a take like “The back half of Mvt XIV of Orff’s Carmina Burana (*In Taberna*) is Petrushka-coded” will be relevant to more than like, 2 people that follow me
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The thing is, I’ll never know if a take like “The back half of Mvt XIV of Orff’s Carmina Burana (*In Taberna*) is Petrushka-coded” will be relevant to more than like, 2 people that follow me
I love how I can throw a snippet of half-remembered lyrics from a song I last heard a decade ago into Google, get half the words wrong, and still get it, for all its faults, to tell me what I was thinking of
Anyways, this is a reminder that the song Holy Grail by Jay-Z used to have cultural cachet
Anyways, this is a reminder that the song Holy Grail by Jay-Z used to have cultural cachet
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I love how I can throw a snippet of half-remembered lyrics from a song I last heard a decade ago into Google, get half the words wrong, and still get it, for all its faults, to tell me what I was thinking of
Anyways, this is a reminder that the song Holy Grail by Jay-Z used to have cultural cachet
Anyways, this is a reminder that the song Holy Grail by Jay-Z used to have cultural cachet
Well of course I don’t have free will, I have ADHD
August 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Well of course I don’t have free will, I have ADHD
I’m only 1/16 qualified to declare this, but I propose the gender neutral equivalent of ‘lad’ or ‘lass’ to be ‘lan’
It keeps with starting with ‘la’, it has the same place of articulation, and you get to say ‘lannie’ in place of ‘laddie’ or ‘lassie’, which rolls off the tongue just as well
It keeps with starting with ‘la’, it has the same place of articulation, and you get to say ‘lannie’ in place of ‘laddie’ or ‘lassie’, which rolls off the tongue just as well
July 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m only 1/16 qualified to declare this, but I propose the gender neutral equivalent of ‘lad’ or ‘lass’ to be ‘lan’
It keeps with starting with ‘la’, it has the same place of articulation, and you get to say ‘lannie’ in place of ‘laddie’ or ‘lassie’, which rolls off the tongue just as well
It keeps with starting with ‘la’, it has the same place of articulation, and you get to say ‘lannie’ in place of ‘laddie’ or ‘lassie’, which rolls off the tongue just as well
The woods are ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ humid, dark and deep, but I have promised to keep, and miles to go before I sleep etc
June 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The woods are ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ humid, dark and deep, but I have promised to keep, and miles to go before I sleep etc
god, the humidity on Kamino must’ve been unbearable…
May 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
god, the humidity on Kamino must’ve been unbearable…
All it takes is one person putting up a Happy Birthday post in a public place that you can repost, and suddenly everyone’s scrambling to wish you Happy Birthdays that otherwise would’ve forgotten
(Of course, I mention this for no reason at all…)
(Of course, I mention this for no reason at all…)
May 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All it takes is one person putting up a Happy Birthday post in a public place that you can repost, and suddenly everyone’s scrambling to wish you Happy Birthdays that otherwise would’ve forgotten
(Of course, I mention this for no reason at all…)
(Of course, I mention this for no reason at all…)
Crazy that in the span of 12 hours, a guy’s Wikipedia article goes from 6 sentences to having 13 whole sections, and his brother goes from some guy in the Chicago suburbs to being the brother of the most powerful religious figure in the world
May 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Crazy that in the span of 12 hours, a guy’s Wikipedia article goes from 6 sentences to having 13 whole sections, and his brother goes from some guy in the Chicago suburbs to being the brother of the most powerful religious figure in the world
I get the feeling the left-wing narrative about things the right-wing does is often wildly misconstrued, not to make them look worse per se but to make their logic look dumber than it is
April 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I get the feeling the left-wing narrative about things the right-wing does is often wildly misconstrued, not to make them look worse per se but to make their logic look dumber than it is
A disproportionate amount of the children’s entertainment industry is propped up by the inability for children to recognise that their favourite character standing right in front of them shouldn’t be 6 feet tall
April 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A disproportionate amount of the children’s entertainment industry is propped up by the inability for children to recognise that their favourite character standing right in front of them shouldn’t be 6 feet tall
I’ve gone in less than 24 hours from ‘oh, a quirky song in French about an orange fish with legs’ to ‘I’m concerned about how quickly people are descending into idol worship’
(Admittedly, we’re not there yet, but we’re getting there FAST)
(Admittedly, we’re not there yet, but we’re getting there FAST)
April 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve gone in less than 24 hours from ‘oh, a quirky song in French about an orange fish with legs’ to ‘I’m concerned about how quickly people are descending into idol worship’
(Admittedly, we’re not there yet, but we’re getting there FAST)
(Admittedly, we’re not there yet, but we’re getting there FAST)
Someone on Wikipedia was oh so pleased with themself when they wrote this
March 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Someone on Wikipedia was oh so pleased with themself when they wrote this
I’d like a word with whoever had the DISH guide say that several new episodes of Jeopardy in the past week weren’t new episodes (making the DVR not record them)…
do you want to know what happens when you fuck with an autistic person’s rituals? Cos I don’t think you would’ve done that if you did…
do you want to know what happens when you fuck with an autistic person’s rituals? Cos I don’t think you would’ve done that if you did…
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’d like a word with whoever had the DISH guide say that several new episodes of Jeopardy in the past week weren’t new episodes (making the DVR not record them)…
do you want to know what happens when you fuck with an autistic person’s rituals? Cos I don’t think you would’ve done that if you did…
do you want to know what happens when you fuck with an autistic person’s rituals? Cos I don’t think you would’ve done that if you did…
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Thanks to @bmacs001, #openhistoricalmap has comprehensive coverage of #newjersey municipality boundaries over time. Watch the state get divvied up into counties, townships, boroughs, cities, towns, and villages in this mesmerizing #TimeSeries […]
[Video] Original post on mapstodon.space
mapstodon.space
March 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thanks to @bmacs001, #openhistoricalmap has comprehensive coverage of #newjersey municipality boundaries over time. Watch the state get divvied up into counties, townships, boroughs, cities, towns, and villages in this mesmerizing #TimeSeries […]
I just saw an ad promoting ShopRite as ‘family-owned’… I don’t know if that’s necessarily a good thing tho, isn’t Walmart family-owned?
February 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just saw an ad promoting ShopRite as ‘family-owned’… I don’t know if that’s necessarily a good thing tho, isn’t Walmart family-owned?
Whoever said that everywhere’s gonna be deserted after 6 tonight has never been stranded at Penn Station NYC bc their train was cancelled
February 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whoever said that everywhere’s gonna be deserted after 6 tonight has never been stranded at Penn Station NYC bc their train was cancelled
This train may be going less than 10mph, but at least the toddler next to me is blaring Monsters Inc from an iPad
February 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This train may be going less than 10mph, but at least the toddler next to me is blaring Monsters Inc from an iPad
Reposted by Ben
The reason great art is rare may be that great artists are genuinely too stupid to survive.
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The reason great art is rare may be that great artists are genuinely too stupid to survive.
I’m thinking maybe feudalism was better for society…
after all, the ruling class didn’t have to convince the people that they were smart (even if they weren’t) and turn them against their neighbours and tear apart society- they were just like ‘I rule you. Deal with it, peasant’ and that was that
after all, the ruling class didn’t have to convince the people that they were smart (even if they weren’t) and turn them against their neighbours and tear apart society- they were just like ‘I rule you. Deal with it, peasant’ and that was that
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m thinking maybe feudalism was better for society…
after all, the ruling class didn’t have to convince the people that they were smart (even if they weren’t) and turn them against their neighbours and tear apart society- they were just like ‘I rule you. Deal with it, peasant’ and that was that
after all, the ruling class didn’t have to convince the people that they were smart (even if they weren’t) and turn them against their neighbours and tear apart society- they were just like ‘I rule you. Deal with it, peasant’ and that was that
When we talk about our ‘last brain cell’, are the billions of brain cells that are actually in our brain ticked off?
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When we talk about our ‘last brain cell’, are the billions of brain cells that are actually in our brain ticked off?
I’ve never done adderall but I’m 100% certain that listening to Steve Reich does the exact same thing
January 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ve never done adderall but I’m 100% certain that listening to Steve Reich does the exact same thing