Boatvan
boatvan.bsky.social
Boatvan
@boatvan.bsky.social
Mediocre 16 Star Offline runner on hiatus
@speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod
Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels
Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer
Mosh Retirement
IT Professional IRL
My God
September 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I'm just going to ask what everyone is already thinking, does Barry Burton appear in this film, or is this another Resident Evil movie I am passing on?
September 21, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Long time coming, congrats dude
July 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
My late dog Wilson slept a ton, even when he was a younger guy. I think once a pet feels safe and loved, they relax and like to sleep a lot. That's my theory at least
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
External hardware and I don't know if I will ever walk the same again.
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Both of my quadriceps tendons ruptured completely from both kneecaps, rendering me in severe pain and unable to really use my legs below the knee. Surgery happened this morning and is described as disabling.I am going to be bedridden for about 6 weeks with external hardware. See next post for pic.
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They gave me a walker and told me there was "no medical reason" for my pain to be so high. After literally crying out and screaming, they admitted me to a hospital but also waited another day for the MRI I desperately needed.
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
One of the best Mario clips out there. I think that was like almost exactly 5 years ago now, jeez
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me too. One time he told Mario to "just get the fucking star dude" and Mario got the star. I think Lunarjump was somewhere in there too. Good times
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Making one's political views a personality trait is so cringe. Especially in the workplace
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes I wish Slurm was real. Same with Purple Flurp. Great costume BTW
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kids these days have it so easy
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Unfortunately these days, games are no longer released in an optimized state. It seems lucky that it isn't just broken on release. I usually wait to buy games like this till like a month passes since release. I get that would put someone behind everyone else in a game like BF6 tho
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I've been saying this for years and nobody listens to me
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
NOT NOW RICHMOND, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM?
October 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM