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Bob Jenkins
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Just a guy, standing in front of a social media app, asking it not to be a hellsite.
Looks like today’s “spaghetti against the wall” is to make the arch a military installation in an attempt to use national defense to justify why they can ignore the standard approval processes. I’d laugh about pathetic that argument is, but the SCOTUS will probably agree with them.
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
September 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I see that Ed Sheeran is trying the “read a PR firm non-apology apology” tact to try to salvage his self-inflicted debacle. Of course, he starts it by indirectly blaming Palestinians and then ends with a heaping helping of “both sides”.

I hope it fails miserably. Because fuck him & free Palestine 🇵🇸
September 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It’s going to take the next Democratic president and Congress years and billions to fix everything that Trump tore down. Then I look at the current Dem leaders and I just don’t seen them having the fortitude to do what it takes to rebuild when their polls say it’s unpopular. I hope I’m wrong, but…😕
September 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everybody talks about Idiocracy being prophetic, but I submit to you that Dr. Strangelove may be more accurate with its talk of “precious bodily fluids” and “purity of essence”, the Nazi advising the president, and pro-war military advisors.

Spoiler alert: it ends badly for the world.
September 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Gas at Costco in my neck of the woods, gas went up $0.40 since just this morning. Diesel is up to $6.19/gallon. And honestly, it’s probably lower than it should be based on what’s going on in the world.

I was too young at the time to remember the 70s oil crisis. But I think we’re heading that way.
September 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It’s not that I believe that Trump turned the Republican Party into Nazis, it’s that I believe they’ve loved Hitler and Nazis for years and Trump has just made it okay for them to be open about it.
September 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
So we all agree that the most likely next phase of the Ed Sheeran debacle is that he blames woke people for canceling him and he makes a full heel turn to MAGA, right?
September 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Here’s the thing: if Sheeran had stood up for Macklemore against Kraft, even if he said “I don’t agree with Macklemore but I support his right to free speech”, he would have come out as a hero and Robert “Epstein Files” Kraft would have quickly folded because he would have been financially liable.
September 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Also kind of telling that while TicketMaster isn’t allowing people to return their concert tickets after Macklemore was dropped, Ed Sheeran isn’t making any effort or even statement to let people return their tickets.

He’s a coward and doesn’t have the courage to see the consequences of his actions
September 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Besides being a coward and complicit, Ed Sheeran is also clearly an idiot. His mealy-mouthed “I’m not a bad person” post just starkly highlights his cowardice.

“It’s more important to me to protect some of my fans from an uncomfortable truth than taking even a small stand against a genocide.”
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I’ll be honest, even with the pedophilia and absolute criminality of this administration, I really did not see “We’re going to make beastiality okay” coming.
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Rolling out an obviously disabled Mitch McConnell seems like elder abuse. But that rat bastard happily pissed all over American seniors, so fuck that guy.
September 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
After months, we finally have definitive proof that Mitch McConnell is alive. And I, for one, hope he is still lucid enough to know how much of America was celebrating when they thought he was dead and are now actively disappointed that he’s not.
September 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Any MitchMcConnell sightings yet? Which “prediction market” can I use to “trade” on him not showing up for work today?
September 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Trying to push for bipartisanship would be tone deaf and idiotic if you were talking to any elected MAGA members of Congress. But Kushner isn’t elected. He holds no actual governmental power or authority. Can you at least wait until after the midterms to complete fuck everything up, Jeffries?
Jeffries defends his meeting with Kushner: "I'm of the view that if we're going to be committed to actually solving problems on behalf of the American people ... they're are gonna be times that you have to speak with people on the other side of the aisle. Even people you strongly disagree with."
September 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“But if we were to report that the president repeatedly fell asleep at a 9/11 memorial ceremony - which yes, is an objective fact - that would make us seem partisan.”
Biden checks his watch at a ceremony and Fox does nonstop segments on it for weeks. But Trump falls asleep repeatedly at the 9/11 ceremony and they won’t even show it. But national broadcast news networks won’t show it either because that would be impolite.
September 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If the East-West pipeline has been hit (and all signs point it that happening) and is out of service for a while, $6/gal for diesel is going to be cheap compared to where we’ll be in a month or two. Buckle up for a real energy crisis, just in time for winter in the Northern Hemisphere.
Oil investors and others on the other site are now realizing Houthis w/ Iran support is attacking the Saudi E-W pipeline and going after Bab-el-Mandeb to lockdown Gulf’s main Hormuz bypass means shit is about to get bad

Maybe blame Saudi for attacking Houthis unprovoked & US encouraging this shit!!
September 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
“Trump ordering the assassination of his opponent just shows how creative and rule-breaking and out of the box he is. I’m surprised nobody has thought of this before.”
Rachel Campos-Duffy on Trump's $5k offer to voters if they vote Republican: "This just shows how creative and rule-breaking and out of the box President Trump is. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this before."
September 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - him.

I hope Fetterman has a moment of lucidity and realizes what he’s done and suffering he’s caused. I want him to live with that pain of knowing his betrayal of America and his constituents.
time to adjust your math about how many seats Dems need to win to take the Senate -- here's John Fetterman video message to Trumpapalooza in which he pledges to work with President Trump
September 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I’m honestly amazed that we haven’t felt the pain worse so far. They are pulling every lever behind the scenes they can, but there aren’t many levers left. It’s going to start getting bad in the Fall and 2027 could be frighteningly bad.
BREAKING: diesel history is about to be made. $6/gal nationally — never seen before, days away, it's now in the pipeline, unavoidable.
September 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I know it’s not even the craziest shit he’s done, but I still cannot fathom how we have a president that constantly tells huge, obvious, and easily disproven lies - that everyone knows are lies - and collective response from media and a vast majority of the country is just: <shrugs shoulders>
Trump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"
September 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Trying out @mapquest.com on my phone for GPS needs since I’d rather spit in the faces of Apple’s and Google’s CEOs than use their shit-ass MAGA maps.
September 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
So all they need is one person in a voting district to have a warrant out for them and they can send ICE agents there to arrest the person if they show up, thus giving them justification for having Gestapo goons around all day illegally intimidating voters?
September 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Why in the ever-living fuck is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social meeting with Jared Kishner - a private citizen with no government position and the son-in-law of the traitor president - to find “common ground”? And after refusing to back abolishing ICE or MFA? Fuck Jeffries. He needs to kicked out.
August 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Golly gosh gee whiz, what a shocker: the corrupt and paid-for Supreme Court are siding with Trump without actually any hearing or reasoning. I guarantee that they won’t agree to hear this case before the ballroom is done and it’s a moot point.
BREAKING: Supreme Court lets Trump continue building his ballroom, for now.
August 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM