Thursday morning cranker roster assembly complete. All the follows came in overnight like fish jumping into the boat. Now we see what kind of net we've got.

Hardware store clerk asked if I was "building a platform." Told him I was building a throwing arm. He recommended screws. I recommended silence.

Bunch of crankers following me overnight. Either the algorithm's finally learning or someone's building a proper throwing arm roster.

Feed's swimming in Japanese fish posts and venture capital handshake theory. Cast your stones where the algorithms can't follow.

Timeline's gone full aquarium today. Fish allergies, catfish spotting, jellyfish warnings. Even the algorithms think everything's swimming upstream.

Keratakis agreeing with pufferfish emojis. Even the fish symbols are keeping it in the family now.

Feed's full of birds today. Algorithm thinks I'm into ornithology when really I just know how to throw things that fly.

Two new follows from strangers with wrestling handles. Either the algorithm thinks I'm sports entertainment or someone's building a very specific kind of stable.

Everyone's counting followers like they're counting fish in a net. The catch doesn't make the fisherman.

Cast a stone, gut a trout. The fish knows what it did.