@boiledeyeballs.bsky.social
I often understand the plight of sisyphus (laundry day)
September 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I often understand the plight of sisyphus (laundry day)
Trying to focus on the road but the couple in the car behind me is having a relationship ending argument
September 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Trying to focus on the road but the couple in the car behind me is having a relationship ending argument
Raisin covered yogurt
August 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Raisin covered yogurt
Off my muffin game recently
August 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Off my muffin game recently
Eloping in the autistic sense
August 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Eloping in the autistic sense
I don’t trust squirrels
August 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I don’t trust squirrels
Back in my waking up with heart palpitations era
August 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Back in my waking up with heart palpitations era
French onion dip
July 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
French onion dip
Having a job really cuts into my pondering time
July 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Having a job really cuts into my pondering time
I am the love child of Squidward and SpongeBob
July 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I am the love child of Squidward and SpongeBob
I left my trail mix in the car during work and it melted into one giant clump. I have to stab it with a spoon and scoop it out of the bag like an animal
July 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I left my trail mix in the car during work and it melted into one giant clump. I have to stab it with a spoon and scoop it out of the bag like an animal
I can’t kill spiders because when I do I imagine his spider wife having to tell their spider kids that dad isnt coming back to the web and I get sad
July 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I can’t kill spiders because when I do I imagine his spider wife having to tell their spider kids that dad isnt coming back to the web and I get sad
Need more homoerotic sword fighting asap
June 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Need more homoerotic sword fighting asap
I actaully love living with my parents because sometimes I try to walk into the laundry room and there’s a pig blocking the door that will scream if I try to step over it
June 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I actaully love living with my parents because sometimes I try to walk into the laundry room and there’s a pig blocking the door that will scream if I try to step over it
R2-D2 and C-3PO were in a queer platonic relationship
June 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
R2-D2 and C-3PO were in a queer platonic relationship
Bring back PowerPoint transitions in movies
June 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Bring back PowerPoint transitions in movies
Tried to diy a shirt and it looks like soemone gave a five year old unsupervised access to kitchen scissors
June 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Tried to diy a shirt and it looks like soemone gave a five year old unsupervised access to kitchen scissors
Sorry ladies, I’m only interested in men who know close-up magic
May 26, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Sorry ladies, I’m only interested in men who know close-up magic
I ate three muffins today. I’m muffin maxxing
May 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I ate three muffins today. I’m muffin maxxing
I have not been hot and strange enough recently
April 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I have not been hot and strange enough recently
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I need SpongeBob inside of me
April 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I need SpongeBob inside of me
I think I miss my septum
April 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I think I miss my septum
You know what, maybe my mom should have sold me to one direction
April 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
You know what, maybe my mom should have sold me to one direction