Sammy B
@bojinglejangle.bsky.social
Very gay
Climber
ADD and always lost
Climber
ADD and always lost
Feeling fresh, fabulous, and like I have the tightest pussy in this bar
August 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Feeling fresh, fabulous, and like I have the tightest pussy in this bar
Why is Pawmot looking like my dead spouse who I only see in dramatic flashbacks where I reflect back on what I used to have and how I took it for granted before I get ripped back to the present day with its harsh reality.
June 21, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Why is Pawmot looking like my dead spouse who I only see in dramatic flashbacks where I reflect back on what I used to have and how I took it for granted before I get ripped back to the present day with its harsh reality.
QTP with you favorite steel type pokemon.
April 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
QTP with you favorite steel type pokemon.
How's the semester going?
April 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
How's the semester going?
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache
look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Sharing this meme for no particular reason
September 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sharing this meme for no particular reason
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Not now sweaty my soap is on
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Not now sweaty my soap is on
I wanna be the most slutty drag queen for Halloween, but a hippie would be such an easy costume and I can't decide
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I wanna be the most slutty drag queen for Halloween, but a hippie would be such an easy costume and I can't decide
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If you ever feel sad just remember that half your penis is inside your body. So you're penis isn't 5in. It's actually 10 and the 5 internal inches allow you to helicopter it
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you ever feel sad just remember that half your penis is inside your body. So you're penis isn't 5in. It's actually 10 and the 5 internal inches allow you to helicopter it
Don't you know it diva hunty boots
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Don't you know it diva hunty boots
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You're not a Hufflepuff, you're a piece of shit if you still associate yourself with any Harry Potter. Honestly it should've been dropped when we found out how horrible of a being she is.
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You're not a Hufflepuff, you're a piece of shit if you still associate yourself with any Harry Potter. Honestly it should've been dropped when we found out how horrible of a being she is.
This brings me back to 2008
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This brings me back to 2008
Where my sewing sluts at?
January 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Where my sewing sluts at?
I hope you never let your imposter syndrome hold you back when Trump is out here confidently saying the stupidest shit ever
January 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I hope you never let your imposter syndrome hold you back when Trump is out here confidently saying the stupidest shit ever
My goal is to live as comfortably as this diva
January 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My goal is to live as comfortably as this diva
Make the Yuletide Gay
December 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Make the Yuletide Gay
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Just so you know
December 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Just so you know
Hope you find someone who looks at you like Tartar Sauce looks at my hand
December 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Hope you find someone who looks at you like Tartar Sauce looks at my hand
