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@bombchazztic.bsky.social
👉 they/them | 2spirit red river métis 🦅♾️ | MALE & FEMALE & sometimes a secret third thing | preschool teacher | ✨🪩🛸👽 | married af 💍 | 🇨🇦
tw: OD, drug mention
was asked to stay late, then had to walk home an hour in the pouring rain, came across a car fire, almost got peed on, then ended the walk by finding an unresponsive, eyes wide open person (overdose)
grateful for the narcan-carriers and helpers more than ever today
was asked to stay late, then had to walk home an hour in the pouring rain, came across a car fire, almost got peed on, then ended the walk by finding an unresponsive, eyes wide open person (overdose)
grateful for the narcan-carriers and helpers more than ever today
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
tw: OD, drug mention
was asked to stay late, then had to walk home an hour in the pouring rain, came across a car fire, almost got peed on, then ended the walk by finding an unresponsive, eyes wide open person (overdose)
grateful for the narcan-carriers and helpers more than ever today
was asked to stay late, then had to walk home an hour in the pouring rain, came across a car fire, almost got peed on, then ended the walk by finding an unresponsive, eyes wide open person (overdose)
grateful for the narcan-carriers and helpers more than ever today
everybody’s asking how my first day back at teaching went!
the roof of my classroom is collapsed from a weekend storm! so that’s cool and fun!!!
the roof of my classroom is collapsed from a weekend storm! so that’s cool and fun!!!
September 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
everybody’s asking how my first day back at teaching went!
the roof of my classroom is collapsed from a weekend storm! so that’s cool and fun!!!
the roof of my classroom is collapsed from a weekend storm! so that’s cool and fun!!!
between my last working interview and my first day of work, the convenience store (aka my morning lifeline) shut down
September 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
between my last working interview and my first day of work, the convenience store (aka my morning lifeline) shut down
can’t wait for the future when i’m singing “🎶 cheers to the front and cheers to the back / and cheers to the 2010s / i could hate myself when the sun comes up / but i like myself like this 🎶” and my teenage kid is like “ew you’re so old and cringe” and i hit them with the Emo Dad ™
September 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
can’t wait for the future when i’m singing “🎶 cheers to the front and cheers to the back / and cheers to the 2010s / i could hate myself when the sun comes up / but i like myself like this 🎶” and my teenage kid is like “ew you’re so old and cringe” and i hit them with the Emo Dad ™
AJR is just emo music for 30 year olds
September 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
AJR is just emo music for 30 year olds
if i knew employers would be requiring my college transcript even years after post-grad jobs, i wouldn’t have let an abusive relationship/unmedicated adhd cause me to drop so many classes
September 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
if i knew employers would be requiring my college transcript even years after post-grad jobs, i wouldn’t have let an abusive relationship/unmedicated adhd cause me to drop so many classes
If only I knew a group of people who liked Tamagotchi and were gay…
September 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If only I knew a group of people who liked Tamagotchi and were gay…
how it feels making your spouse laugh (he likes my posts)
September 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
how it feels making your spouse laugh (he likes my posts)
I tried to take a picture of Aela sleeping on the pillow with me… turns out I only captured my ugly bald and my sleeping husband
this is the worst thing that could and has ever happened on this date
this is the worst thing that could and has ever happened on this date
September 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I tried to take a picture of Aela sleeping on the pillow with me… turns out I only captured my ugly bald and my sleeping husband
this is the worst thing that could and has ever happened on this date
this is the worst thing that could and has ever happened on this date
received job offer (contingent on the government mailing me my new teaching certificate because 2-years-ago-me was unorganized)
September 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
received job offer (contingent on the government mailing me my new teaching certificate because 2-years-ago-me was unorganized)
my “quick check of the garden” turned into me chatting with the neighbours during the afterschool pick up rush lookin like tony “gabagool gardener” soprano
September 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my “quick check of the garden” turned into me chatting with the neighbours during the afterschool pick up rush lookin like tony “gabagool gardener” soprano
if you saw my last post, no you didn’t. i can make it better.
September 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
if you saw my last post, no you didn’t. i can make it better.
woke up to the landlord and their handy person on the roof outside my bedroom window while I was sleeping butt naked on the bed
September 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
woke up to the landlord and their handy person on the roof outside my bedroom window while I was sleeping butt naked on the bed
happy kirkversary eve to all who celebrate!!! leave an exploding mic out for mommy kirky 💕✨
September 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
happy kirkversary eve to all who celebrate!!! leave an exploding mic out for mommy kirky 💕✨
my 15 y/o brother said he wants to be a doordasher and a landlord. les amis prends la brique 🧱💥
September 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
my 15 y/o brother said he wants to be a doordasher and a landlord. les amis prends la brique 🧱💥
the air is feeling crisper… I have a craving for soup… i’m wearing my headscarves over my ears… it’s time
September 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
the air is feeling crisper… I have a craving for soup… i’m wearing my headscarves over my ears… it’s time
this job is still waiting for more references even AFTER they’ve had two, done the working interview, and got my background checks. what more information do they need?? do they need to know the details of my shits???
September 9, 2026 at 7:38 AM
this job is still waiting for more references even AFTER they’ve had two, done the working interview, and got my background checks. what more information do they need?? do they need to know the details of my shits???
you haven’t known patience until you’ve spent over a year doing a slow introduction for a male-hating senior dumped rescue and a former tomcat (peep the claws in my knee)
September 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
you haven’t known patience until you’ve spent over a year doing a slow introduction for a male-hating senior dumped rescue and a former tomcat (peep the claws in my knee)
gender dysphoria is fun because i definitely got it big time but i’ve also got an incredible rack and i was raised to not waste a good thing
September 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
gender dysphoria is fun because i definitely got it big time but i’ve also got an incredible rack and i was raised to not waste a good thing
sometimes you just gotta ✨elope✨ at the Witch’s Hut 🧙♀️ for your dream autumn wedding🍁🍄
and then have a family and friends floral disco-themed vow ceremony 🪩🌈 in the ⛪️University Chapel📚 in the spring
and then have a family and friends floral disco-themed vow ceremony 🪩🌈 in the ⛪️University Chapel📚 in the spring
September 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
sometimes you just gotta ✨elope✨ at the Witch’s Hut 🧙♀️ for your dream autumn wedding🍁🍄
and then have a family and friends floral disco-themed vow ceremony 🪩🌈 in the ⛪️University Chapel📚 in the spring
and then have a family and friends floral disco-themed vow ceremony 🪩🌈 in the ⛪️University Chapel📚 in the spring
i did TWO events yesterday and then slept for fifteen and a half hours. i love whatever is wrong with me /s
September 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
i did TWO events yesterday and then slept for fifteen and a half hours. i love whatever is wrong with me /s
they liked my hair and even used the style in their art and they let me buy one of their pencil props!!! today is a good day!!!
September 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
they liked my hair and even used the style in their art and they let me buy one of their pencil props!!! today is a good day!!!
and that’s my mom!!!
September 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
and that’s my mom!!!
dear Americans, maybe an obvious question but ARE YOU OKAY???
September 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
dear Americans, maybe an obvious question but ARE YOU OKAY???
chairs and boards interview went good, i think they’re going to let me sit in a chair on the board or whatever
September 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
chairs and boards interview went good, i think they’re going to let me sit in a chair on the board or whatever