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@bookbeaut.bsky.social
jester/menace.
writer, musician, disabled. step-parent to 3 cats who magnanimously tolerate my presence in their home. spouse to 1 bone queer.
🎵 https://www.instagram.com/bexxwrecks
✏️ https://open.substack.com/pub/bookbeaut/p/the-ice-worm-paradox
writer, musician, disabled. step-parent to 3 cats who magnanimously tolerate my presence in their home. spouse to 1 bone queer.
🎵 https://www.instagram.com/bexxwrecks
✏️ https://open.substack.com/pub/bookbeaut/p/the-ice-worm-paradox
I’ve really searched and come up empty handed. Bereft
July 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I’ve really searched and come up empty handed. Bereft
So this is how it’s going on threads
July 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
So this is how it’s going on threads
Went to the doctor, saw a horrific instrument of death on the way in. NBD
July 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Went to the doctor, saw a horrific instrument of death on the way in. NBD
Ah yes, the guy who proposed to his fiancé with a ring that…COMBS HIS BEARD…is the future of successful political campaigns
www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
July 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ah yes, the guy who proposed to his fiancé with a ring that…COMBS HIS BEARD…is the future of successful political campaigns
www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
My wife is concerned about the kazoo obsession but I say that’s simply what happens if she leaves on a multi-week international work trip
May 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
My wife is concerned about the kazoo obsession but I say that’s simply what happens if she leaves on a multi-week international work trip
Getting lots of angry men following me on IG to yell at me about what they feel is happening in my body & if that ain’t fitting for the times we’re living in
May 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Getting lots of angry men following me on IG to yell at me about what they feel is happening in my body & if that ain’t fitting for the times we’re living in
My wife does not use bluesky so I forget that she occasionally reads my posts.
May 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My wife does not use bluesky so I forget that she occasionally reads my posts.
I’ve been trying out posting videos on IG about my long covid related health bullshit & it’s producing gems such as:
May 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’ve been trying out posting videos on IG about my long covid related health bullshit & it’s producing gems such as:
it’s cause I expressed an opinion about a tv show
April 19, 2026 at 2:33 AM
it’s cause I expressed an opinion about a tv show
BREAKING: local cat deemed “hero of the house” after comforting human adult who really needed it.
Witnesses report the human adult was crying for “like, a really long time” until the cat decided to put a stop to the tears by being a perfect cutie.
“Everybody was relieved when the crying ended.”
Witnesses report the human adult was crying for “like, a really long time” until the cat decided to put a stop to the tears by being a perfect cutie.
“Everybody was relieved when the crying ended.”
April 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: local cat deemed “hero of the house” after comforting human adult who really needed it.
Witnesses report the human adult was crying for “like, a really long time” until the cat decided to put a stop to the tears by being a perfect cutie.
“Everybody was relieved when the crying ended.”
Witnesses report the human adult was crying for “like, a really long time” until the cat decided to put a stop to the tears by being a perfect cutie.
“Everybody was relieved when the crying ended.”
yeah I’ve got big weekend plans hbu
February 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
yeah I’ve got big weekend plans hbu
sometimes I hear a song & immediately have the urge to learn it, sing it, & post it. Can’t be helped!
(Song: sleeping with the light on, band: Joseph)
(Song: sleeping with the light on, band: Joseph)
February 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
sometimes I hear a song & immediately have the urge to learn it, sing it, & post it. Can’t be helped!
(Song: sleeping with the light on, band: Joseph)
(Song: sleeping with the light on, band: Joseph)
When asked, the Cat declined to comment. Video evidence from an anonymous source corroborates the allegations:
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
When asked, the Cat declined to comment. Video evidence from an anonymous source corroborates the allegations:
I sing this little song to our cats when they make biscuits — Baby Fraiser graciously complied with filming a music video
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I sing this little song to our cats when they make biscuits — Baby Fraiser graciously complied with filming a music video
Eli is trying to catch a cat to TNR in our backyard. This guy got to the sardines quicker than the cat could
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Eli is trying to catch a cat to TNR in our backyard. This guy got to the sardines quicker than the cat could
Cat Report: I got the boys catnip for Christmas. Frazier loved it, Fez ate a lot of it.
Niles…well he didn’t seem to like it. He stood in it looking confused & then he tried to do a giant chomp to Fraser. He enjoyed the little sticks I got them much more. (Possibly bc he was allowed to chomp it.)
Niles…well he didn’t seem to like it. He stood in it looking confused & then he tried to do a giant chomp to Fraser. He enjoyed the little sticks I got them much more. (Possibly bc he was allowed to chomp it.)
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cat Report: I got the boys catnip for Christmas. Frazier loved it, Fez ate a lot of it.
Niles…well he didn’t seem to like it. He stood in it looking confused & then he tried to do a giant chomp to Fraser. He enjoyed the little sticks I got them much more. (Possibly bc he was allowed to chomp it.)
Niles…well he didn’t seem to like it. He stood in it looking confused & then he tried to do a giant chomp to Fraser. He enjoyed the little sticks I got them much more. (Possibly bc he was allowed to chomp it.)
Addendum to the Cat Report: cat tax. Baby Fraiser pictured on the left, exhausted from his efforts to keep up morale.
Niles is in the bag on the right, Fez is next to him. They are likely plotting ways to reduce morale.
Niles is in the bag on the right, Fez is next to him. They are likely plotting ways to reduce morale.
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Addendum to the Cat Report: cat tax. Baby Fraiser pictured on the left, exhausted from his efforts to keep up morale.
Niles is in the bag on the right, Fez is next to him. They are likely plotting ways to reduce morale.
Niles is in the bag on the right, Fez is next to him. They are likely plotting ways to reduce morale.
Fez has conned his way into a new exciting wet food by having some health issues that require a switch. Here he is attempting to break into a box bc he knows there’s cat food in it:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fez has conned his way into a new exciting wet food by having some health issues that require a switch. Here he is attempting to break into a box bc he knows there’s cat food in it:
I do think Sabrina Carpenter would find it funny to hear Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy but that is not why I put it on the internet. I did that bc I have a sickness and posting is the only treatment
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I do think Sabrina Carpenter would find it funny to hear Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy but that is not why I put it on the internet. I did that bc I have a sickness and posting is the only treatment
oysters, or, formerly homes of oysters
October 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oysters, or, formerly homes of oysters
in the cadence of ~can I pet dat dawwwwg~:
Let Me Hold That Egggggg
Let Me Hold That Egggggg
September 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
in the cadence of ~can I pet dat dawwwwg~:
Let Me Hold That Egggggg
Let Me Hold That Egggggg
texting wife about implementing the gay agenda (crocs 4 all)
August 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
texting wife about implementing the gay agenda (crocs 4 all)
A friend sent this to Eli & me and said “I feel like you two have this kind of love.”
Best compliment on my relationship I’ve had so far!
Best compliment on my relationship I’ve had so far!
July 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A friend sent this to Eli & me and said “I feel like you two have this kind of love.”
Best compliment on my relationship I’ve had so far!
Best compliment on my relationship I’ve had so far!
I’ve been spending more time on reddit since deleting the twitter app off my phone. Seeing something beautiful like this makes it feel worth it.
July 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve been spending more time on reddit since deleting the twitter app off my phone. Seeing something beautiful like this makes it feel worth it.
spotted: on the floor behind my partner’s bed…love 2 discover she’s ready for anything
March 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
spotted: on the floor behind my partner’s bed…love 2 discover she’s ready for anything