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I’m new here. Berlin transplant from Chicago. Actual circus boss. Feminist. Bikes. Gymnastics. Snowboarding. Can’t get too left.
What do Argentina and the J6 rioters have in common?
July 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Honestly, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck Argentina.
July 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This whole crowd just shushed each other to listen to…Justin Bieber.
July 19, 2026 at 8:09 PM
What’s up with this guy, FIFA?
June 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ships going through the Straight if Malacca. #notallstraights
April 24, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
April 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Yo, I’m sorry, WTF?
March 21, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Those who live in glass concentration camps shouldn’t throw stones.
February 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
February 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Oh no. The Super Bowl half time show made me cry too.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The Olympics makes me cry like5 times a day.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I hate that Ilhan Omar was attacked, but I love how she went in like she was gonna punch that guy in the face.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I wish they would invent some type of beverage you can drink and it wakes you up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Wow. Republicans really ate shit last night.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The only patriotic choice is to root for the Bluejays.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It was the end of times, it was the endest of times.
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey everyone. Grow the fuck up with the fat shaming the National Guard. Let’s actually reflect the values we claim to be fighting for.
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They’ll try to blame anyone but ICE these days.
October 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The whole time that I’m eating these “tropical” Swedish Fish, I just feel mad that they aren’t regular Swedish Fish. But I keep eating them, and I have no idea if it’s because I like the taste or the feeling of knowing what I’m mad about.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Are they supposed to not clap or something?
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If the government shuts down, I suppose they will still fund ICE, huh?
September 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Aventon's Abound LR Is Their Latest Cargo E-Bike; It's Rather Capable for $2,000 - autoevolution share.google/wnjoyN2tnAIA...
Aventon's Abound LR Is Their Latest Cargo E-Bike; It's Rather Capable for $2,000
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August 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I didn’t know Cracker Barrel served TACOs.
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM