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if i could go back in time id wanna meet esnupi

danny. somewhere in the ether, hopefully in your heart
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sometimes all it takes is a taco truck on your route to remind you that like…., life fucken Rules
a lot has been happening like…. all the time BUT i have new little girl in my life
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I PUT TEN DOLLARS OF GAS IN MY CAR AND IT WAS ONLY AN EIG HT H OF TY E TANK
August 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
took dud to the vet in may with a growth on his leg thinking its cancerous and they said no its probably just an infection and then poled and it blew up like a balloon from distress anyway three months and $2500 later its aggressive cancer hehehehe
July 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
perpetually chasing the bliss and naivete of the opening to pete & pete
July 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I JUST SAW A KESTREL
May 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
on a rooftop screaming
May 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
not to brag but i did watch i saw the tv glow and i wasnt scared and also you should be so proud of me
April 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
:3
March 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
you know when you lay down and then your dog lays their like 40 pound head on your chest and they sigh and then all the noise goes away?

yeah
March 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
bad news for people who love bad news: i have eacaped my enclosure and put dance fever on every radio station. disregard the gun
March 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
TWO WHOLE DOLLARS FOR A CADBURY EGG??
February 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
once again getting upset about the egregious casting of lee manuel miranda as lee scoresby
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i am very happy and everything is going so well and i am well adjusted and good i say as i log into the same game ive been playing for 20 years to levem yet another warlock
February 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
this world is deplorable and disgusting and awful and i hate that i didnt get a choice in whether i wanted to bea part of it*

*the author is upset that he will never pet a polar bear
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
on etb i um….. shit my pants
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
you have like…. three days to make right with your god…. danuary cometh
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i dont understand how jecht was sin and at this point am unsure if i want to know
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
small pack of (cheap) deli meat, cheese, and rolls for $19 get me outta here!!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
hey siri how expensive is getting a binturong
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
coco peru shopping for a panettone save me
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
never kill yourself
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
yall ever put both airpods in and lay down witha banger or three? that shit hits
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
want to play destiny but like when warlords ruin was new
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
created 64 copies of avenger of zendikar today :3
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
evergreen
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM