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If it could actually talk, I feel like this is what the paternity test on Maury would say every time a woman said that someone is the father only for the test to prove otherwise:
August 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Always melts under pressure.
August 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Pretty self-explanatory for the ones who already know.
August 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
So we're supposed to show our respects for Lindsey Graham knowing that he's part of the reason Trump is in office again as well as one of the main reasons the US as we once knew it is being taken apart piece by piece by a draft dodging pedophile:
July 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reposted
Fixed it.
June 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Mel Kiper the instant that a team doesn't pick who he thinks they should've picked:
April 24, 2026 at 12:11 AM
What will happen around the world the day that a certain individual who is the same color as a fruit meets a more permanent end:
April 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I guess Trump has never taken a good look at a monkey or any kind of primate. He'd realize that he looks more like one than the Obamas if he did.

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PAUL MOONEY ON MONKEYS!🤣
YouTube video by GREATBLACKSHARK
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February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Dave Bautista on tRump: Still relevant; still funny as hell 😂🤣
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Pretty much sums it up right there
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You would think that with how righteous they act, they would know this.
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Trump supporters whenever they're confronted with the truth and aren't able to handle it:
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Congratulations. May you and the little one be happy, healthy, and safe.
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can I get an amen?
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Release the files.
August 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When using Scooby-Doo logic actually works.
August 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM