Since being in government, Mandelson has never been in the news for good reasons 😂. If his name is in the headline you know there's a dodgy loan, or a passport, or house purchase or some nonsense to be explained. The 'well I nevers' from commentators and his peers are truly embarassing

Mandelson resigning now to 'save embarrassment' is like me suddenly remembering that I should tell my partner "I'm keeping the baby" on my way to taking the child to school lol#