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probably fine/normal how much of my mental health is tied up in how the phillies do in their four-game series against the braves this weekend
September 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
probably fine/normal how much of my mental health is tied up in how the phillies do in their four-game series against the braves this weekend
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we did it.
July 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
we did it.
no fingerprints. the perfect crime.
May 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
no fingerprints. the perfect crime.
Dr. Robby: What is the differential diagnosis for these types of neck and jaw injuries?
Javadi: Oh my god. It's a stone cold stunner.
Cut to credits
Javadi: Oh my god. It's a stone cold stunner.
Cut to credits
April 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Dr. Robby: What is the differential diagnosis for these types of neck and jaw injuries?
Javadi: Oh my god. It's a stone cold stunner.
Cut to credits
Javadi: Oh my god. It's a stone cold stunner.
Cut to credits
jesus got cross mogged by pontius pilate
April 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
jesus got cross mogged by pontius pilate
ma'am, this is the worst part of the job your son got shrapnel mogged when one of our AI assisted drones misidentified his humvee as a children's hospital
March 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
ma'am, this is the worst part of the job your son got shrapnel mogged when one of our AI assisted drones misidentified his humvee as a children's hospital
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all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
do you think the bullet would have missed if his head wasn't so big?
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
do you think the bullet would have missed if his head wasn't so big?
it's only weird because schools these days don't teach kids to write in cursive so nobody is able to use their signature to portray pubic hair anymore. because woke
September 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
it's only weird because schools these days don't teach kids to write in cursive so nobody is able to use their signature to portray pubic hair anymore. because woke
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By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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me: i would watch the UFC if they used swords. or if they were allowed to use their psychic abilities. everyone has them
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
July 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me: i would watch the UFC if they used swords. or if they were allowed to use their psychic abilities. everyone has them
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
opening the drawer to fish out the mickey mouse cock ring
April 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
opening the drawer to fish out the mickey mouse cock ring
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thank you for playing big weed @snowingtheband.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
thank you for playing big weed @snowingtheband.bsky.social
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
can't murder for money anymore because woke
March 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
can't murder for money anymore because woke