Todd Crains
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Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
Is anyone else watch Real Housewives of London #RHOL ?and wanna be a warrior in Amanda’s army with me. I’m randomly obsessed. Is anybody out thereeee
August 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Is anyone else watch Real Housewives of London #RHOL ?and wanna be a warrior in Amanda’s army with me. I’m randomly obsessed. Is anybody out thereeee
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“If we ban sports betting, the people at those companies will lose their jobs” good
August 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
“If we ban sports betting, the people at those companies will lose their jobs” good
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McGowan: The president's personal defense attorney should not be the attorney general. The man who ignored the Epstein victims and then moved Ghislaine Maxwell from a maximum security prison to where she is now, should not be the attorney general.
I think Cassidy is a spineless coward.
I think Cassidy is a spineless coward.
August 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
McGowan: The president's personal defense attorney should not be the attorney general. The man who ignored the Epstein victims and then moved Ghislaine Maxwell from a maximum security prison to where she is now, should not be the attorney general.
I think Cassidy is a spineless coward.
I think Cassidy is a spineless coward.
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I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x
August 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x
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do you fuck with abnormal social behavior or not really
August 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
do you fuck with abnormal social behavior or not really
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bog witch cursed my dad to make his first born son a fuckin loser
August 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
bog witch cursed my dad to make his first born son a fuckin loser
I keep being sad thinking Kristen doesn’t know that she’s too hot for this Keebler elf but then I remember she showed off James Kennedy and this is like the 40 yo version of that. #TheValley #VanderpumpRules
Luke admitting he hasn’t watched a SINGLE episode from the season
1. That’s a way for Luke to avoid accountability for how he treated Kristen Doute
2. It should be REQUIRED to watch all episodes before a reunion
#TheValley
1. That’s a way for Luke to avoid accountability for how he treated Kristen Doute
2. It should be REQUIRED to watch all episodes before a reunion
#TheValley
August 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I keep being sad thinking Kristen doesn’t know that she’s too hot for this Keebler elf but then I remember she showed off James Kennedy and this is like the 40 yo version of that. #TheValley #VanderpumpRules
What did I even spend all my money on this month?
August 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
What did I even spend all my money on this month?
Skinny but drained
July 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Skinny but drained
Is there a way to feel drunk but also not out of control
July 30, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Is there a way to feel drunk but also not out of control
Trying to not get sleepy gets harder every year. I keep buying hammocks and rocking chairs.
July 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Trying to not get sleepy gets harder every year. I keep buying hammocks and rocking chairs.
Was Einstein American when he died? Like I think I should know that? Maybe not? I think he was part of a lot of stuff.
July 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Was Einstein American when he died? Like I think I should know that? Maybe not? I think he was part of a lot of stuff.
Master bed, guest bed, gym, room for me to pile all of my clothes into. This is the American dream, I don’t make the rules.
July 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Master bed, guest bed, gym, room for me to pile all of my clothes into. This is the American dream, I don’t make the rules.
We have to blow up Mercury.
July 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
We have to blow up Mercury.
Is Kelli from #RHOA gonna be on #MarriedAtFirstSight?
July 22, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Is Kelli from #RHOA gonna be on #MarriedAtFirstSight?
Again I ask why can’t I order squash curry from the food cart lady who moved to California, at 7 am??!! Please! What are Amazon drones and sun lamps for if not this??!!
July 19, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Again I ask why can’t I order squash curry from the food cart lady who moved to California, at 7 am??!! Please! What are Amazon drones and sun lamps for if not this??!!
I started doing those #RealHousewives IV’s and the worst part is I only got one a month so I can’t get fully hungover til August. Have to maintain a buzz until a nurse puts me in a massage chair, icy eye mask and oxygen tank in 2 weeks. Wish me luck.
July 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I started doing those #RealHousewives IV’s and the worst part is I only got one a month so I can’t get fully hungover til August. Have to maintain a buzz until a nurse puts me in a massage chair, icy eye mask and oxygen tank in 2 weeks. Wish me luck.
Did Porsha Williams invite me to her private chat cuz I said she looked hot in a video. Lettuce pray 🙏
July 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Did Porsha Williams invite me to her private chat cuz I said she looked hot in a video. Lettuce pray 🙏
Gonna storm today under the wildfire smoke so my hangover naps are justifiedddd
July 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Gonna storm today under the wildfire smoke so my hangover naps are justifiedddd
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How is it possible that, after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?
July 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
How is it possible that, after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?