I'm gonna do a line of coke off of a bread tonight

Listening to my friend talk to his friend about anime so I'm posting hole

what was that other app I joined for two days a few months ago because of fomo? I can't even remember the name of it

In: baggy underwear, blowtorches, long toenails, bellybutton stones, tax evasion, mad libs

Out: tonsil stones, corn, vending machines, paying taxes, clam chowder, attending weddings

@dentedprinter.com liked one of my posts over two years ago and I didn't know him then but now we are friends and he isn't even here anymore wtf

I can't brush my hair without this little girly girl running up to me and demanding I style her hair too.

Normal person doing normal things. Normal, normal, normal.

normalize being normal

My friend is visiting my apartment for the first time and he doesn't know that he is about to enter into Elmo world

My new fashion aesthetic is "elmo mob wife"

Threads is for unhinged people. Bluesky is for people who have ripped the entire hinge off with only their teeth.

Gonna get a second phone so I can post on Threads with my right hand and post on here with my left hand

I don't know what I'm doing on Threads. I don't know what I'm doing here!! What is my objective with social media?? Why do I do this to myself!!

In: kazoos, turtlenecks, tax evasion, glitter spaghetti, abstinence cults, extra sauce on the side, vending machines, corn pizza

Out: shoes with holes in them, cookies, paying taxes, the Cambrian era, clip on heelys, sex cults, corn Thursday

I pretended to know what I was doing everyday for a whole year but I still haven't convinced myself that I know what I am doing

Hello new friends, I make art with bread. This is my bread art: