It's Grand Finals of Riptide 2059. The Whiprays have lost to a pickup of Popgun Jr, Sena, The ghost of Zero, and a wild boar with the word "Starburst" painted on it's side. After the set ends, Nintendo announces the 4th remake of Splatoon 2, where they promise that they can fix ink armor this time.

All events tonight at #riptide will be canceled in observance of From the Ink Up #111.

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To seek great wisdom in Splatoon, I climbed to the peak of a high mountain. When I arrived at the peak, Flc was waiting for me. As I approched, he began to ascend to the heavens. "Don't go!" I cried. The only thing left after he was gone, was a note. "The real fluid priority is learning to let go."

Soon sendou.ink is going to start doing our taxes and making out with our spouses for us.

I was tired of losing X battles, so I gave in and decided to pick cBlast. After landing my first direct, I passed out. When I awoke, I had gained 1000xp and a degree in forensic science. As I side effect, I might be racist now.

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For me, Splatoon has never been about being the best I can be, it's about getting as good as I can while doing as little self reflection as possible.

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I've been thinking of applying hyperdive principles to my therapy sessions.

@ssnolan.bsky.social is the type of guy to cover the lan setups in Vaseline to "decrease latency"

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Just spent the last two hours trying to convince a sick child to spend their make-a-wish on dread wringer buffs.

Now that sendouQ is down, I'll need to find another source of people to verbally abuse.

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LAN Pro tip: If you use a banned splattercolor screen weapon, the opponents will be too busy alerting TOs to realize you're stealing their wallet.

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every single time I try to use squiffer in solo queue I lose. Without fail. I'm pretty sure the game is bugged.