Is this because I kept inviting them to my improv shows?
www.telegraph.co.uk
August 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Is this because I kept inviting them to my improv shows?
If I ever went to space I wouldn’t tell anybody but there would be signs.
May 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
If I ever went to space I wouldn’t tell anybody but there would be signs.
The Met Gala really highlights that a little creativity, some pipe cleaners, and a whole lot of stick-on rhinestones can go a long way.
May 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The Met Gala really highlights that a little creativity, some pipe cleaners, and a whole lot of stick-on rhinestones can go a long way.
Me at the “Toss-Your-Own-Pizza-Dough” restaurant.
May 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Me at the “Toss-Your-Own-Pizza-Dough” restaurant.
He’s the newest cast member of SNL UK.
Barron Trump announces unexpected career move (Tyla)
Barron Trump, the youngest son of Donald and Melania Trump, has announced a new business venture. While many have wondered if he will follow his father's foo...
l.smartnews.com
April 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
He’s the newest cast member of SNL UK.
I get it. I made a really good grilled cheese once.
Anthropic, the artificial intelligence company that recently fought the Pentagon over the use of its technology, has built a new A.I. model that it claims is too powerful to be released to the public.
Anthropic Claims Its New A.I. Model, Mythos, Is a Cybersecurity ‘Reckoning’
The company said on Tuesday that it was holding back on releasing the new technology but was working with 40 companies to explore how it could prevent cyberattacks.
nyti.ms
April 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I get it. I made a really good grilled cheese once.
Concerning Artemis II, if one of the astronauts was a werewolf…walk me through that.
April 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Concerning Artemis II, if one of the astronauts was a werewolf…walk me through that.
Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah yeah
April 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah yeah
If we ever go to the zoo together just know that I really just want to watch the polar bear(s) for hours and not talk.
March 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If we ever go to the zoo together just know that I really just want to watch the polar bear(s) for hours and not talk.
“Let’s see if there’s any Larry Csonka movies on tonight.”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“Let’s see if there’s any Larry Csonka movies on tonight.”
NYTimes Spelling Bee said ‘tuneage’ isn’t word but then what was I cranking in the 80s, dudes??What was I cranking in the 80s?!
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
NYTimes Spelling Bee said ‘tuneage’ isn’t word but then what was I cranking in the 80s, dudes??What was I cranking in the 80s?!
@blaireerskine.bsky.social You know, with MTG retiring there’s a void that needs filling…
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@blaireerskine.bsky.social You know, with MTG retiring there’s a void that needs filling…
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
To all sports broadcasters: No, I am not kidding you.
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
To all sports broadcasters: No, I am not kidding you.
Would you rather have the ability to get a nosebleed anytime you need an excuse to get out of small talk or forget every time you were cringingly awkward with a stranger?
May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Would you rather have the ability to get a nosebleed anytime you need an excuse to get out of small talk or forget every time you were cringingly awkward with a stranger?
They made the new Pope an American so Trump won’t put tariffs on rosaries.
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They made the new Pope an American so Trump won’t put tariffs on rosaries.
I didn’t want to be the new Pope anyway. I’m planning on doing a lot of mountain biking this summer.
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I didn’t want to be the new Pope anyway. I’m planning on doing a lot of mountain biking this summer.
Cory Booker has been talking now for almost the same amount of time it takes my kid to tell me about a YouTube video.
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cory Booker has been talking now for almost the same amount of time it takes my kid to tell me about a YouTube video.
The greatest April Fools Day trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Pop-Tarts was introducing a pot roast flavored tart.
April 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The greatest April Fools Day trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Pop-Tarts was introducing a pot roast flavored tart.
You know that phrase, “six of one, half a dozen of the other”? I never say it correctly. What comes out is something like “half of one” or “sixty dozen” and then I freeze. So, if we’re talking and I use that phrase right, know it was a personal victory and a little fist bump would be appreciated.
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You know that phrase, “six of one, half a dozen of the other”? I never say it correctly. What comes out is something like “half of one” or “sixty dozen” and then I freeze. So, if we’re talking and I use that phrase right, know it was a personal victory and a little fist bump would be appreciated.
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The next season of White Lotus should be called Lotus Inn Express and take place at a downmarket version of the franchise in, oh, let's say, St. Louis. And one of the groups we follow are a high school jazz band that is there to compete in State.
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The next season of White Lotus should be called Lotus Inn Express and take place at a downmarket version of the franchise in, oh, let's say, St. Louis. And one of the groups we follow are a high school jazz band that is there to compete in State.
THEY’RE EATING THE TRANSGENIC MICE!!
March 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
THEY’RE EATING THE TRANSGENIC MICE!!
Ever been in a panic room?
Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.
Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ever been in a panic room?
Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.
Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.
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A guide to various resources for tracking what Trump-Musk are up to.
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Tracking Trackers
When not overwhelming, information is power. In that spirit to help the movement, we’ve assembled reliable trackers and databases following...
choosedemocracy.us
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A guide to various resources for tracking what Trump-Musk are up to.
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