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An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
September 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
Awful news to start the day — Glen Hansard was an incredible showman, who we were lucky enough to see live a few times. He mad concerts intimate, celebratory, community events, even if the show was at Radio City, & his community technically lived 3K miles away.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...
Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames, Dies at 56
The Irish singer-songwriter, who won an Oscar for the song “Falling Slowly” from the movie “Once,” died in a motorcycle crash.
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Awful news to start the day — Glen Hansard was an incredible showman, who we were lucky enough to see live a few times. He mad concerts intimate, celebratory, community events, even if the show was at Radio City, & his community technically lived 3K miles away.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...
I second this.
giving my personal recommendation for the play Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been at Manhattan Theatre Club
Great performances, warmed my angry heart
Great performances, warmed my angry heart
July 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I second this.
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My office will also not confirm that I am conscious
July 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
My office will also not confirm that I am conscious
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Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!
July 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!
Rumors abound that the estate of Kentucky’s Senior Senator, Mitch McConnell (R) has selected a Schrödinger Brand Casket.
July 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Rumors abound that the estate of Kentucky’s Senior Senator, Mitch McConnell (R) has selected a Schrödinger Brand Casket.
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music is the transference of mysterious vibrations from one living soul to another. whatever it is that AI is creating, it isn't music
June 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
music is the transference of mysterious vibrations from one living soul to another. whatever it is that AI is creating, it isn't music
This is cool, but where’s all the actual tickertape at the Knicks’ Tickertape Parade?
June 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
This is cool, but where’s all the actual tickertape at the Knicks’ Tickertape Parade?
My Mayor’s Muslim
My Bagel Jewish,
My Blood Pressure’s High
My Knicks in Five!
My Bagel Jewish,
My Blood Pressure’s High
My Knicks in Five!
June 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
My Mayor’s Muslim
My Bagel Jewish,
My Blood Pressure’s High
My Knicks in Five!
My Bagel Jewish,
My Blood Pressure’s High
My Knicks in Five!
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tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
June 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
June 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
April 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
April 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.
April 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.
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Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.
March 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.
The Dow — The Dow right now . . . It’s well under 50 Thou!
March 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The Dow — The Dow right now . . . It’s well under 50 Thou!
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just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh
February 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh
No surprise: Every single thing this administration touches turns to complete shit. That much is obvious by now. People who still support them clearly have a weird thing for absolute shit.
The US men’s and women’s teams claimed titles at the Winter Games this past week. The warm fuzzy feelings didn’t last long
US hockey was bathed in a golden Olympic glow. Then Donald Trump and Kash Patel stepped in | Beau Dure
www.theguardian.com
February 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
No surprise: Every single thing this administration touches turns to complete shit. That much is obvious by now. People who still support them clearly have a weird thing for absolute shit.
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Bitch I almost had a heart attack 😭😭
February 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Bitch I almost had a heart attack 😭😭
I don’t like it when the Orange Menace-led Federal Government takes over my phone, but I also don’t like it when my local mayor does it either.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.
February 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I don’t like it when the Orange Menace-led Federal Government takes over my phone, but I also don’t like it when my local mayor does it either.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.
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if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
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Niece just said she was glad not to have seen the Baby Rock show and I just
What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock
What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Niece just said she was glad not to have seen the Baby Rock show and I just
What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock
What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock
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My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
Still waiting for Anonymous to save us.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Still waiting for Anonymous to save us.