Damn, you’re actually a liberal with a capital R. That’s rough. Guess I’ll have to help your opponent canvas in the next election.

“Emits a smell” is a funny way to say their urine smells like marijuana. Though I would say it smells a bit more like skunk cabbage.

Dude, I’m begging you to tax corporations and the wealthy. At the very least, tax the data centers that didn’t create more than a dozen jobs a piece.

I’m so grateful for you, senator. I can’t seem to get through to Maria, but I’m hoping you can. Please, we need to pull from the Republican playbook on this one and obstruct at every turn.

I think it needs cream cheese and caramelized onions to officially be considered health food.

Thanks Bob! I’m glad you seem to see the urgency we face with all of these issues.

I say this without a trace of irony: thank god for Costco.