Marteeeeeeen
@brentthomas.bsky.social
There is nothing notable about me.
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If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
July 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
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Forget Nicole Kidman's maudlin mulling - *This* should play at the top of every movie theater experience...
May 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Forget Nicole Kidman's maudlin mulling - *This* should play at the top of every movie theater experience...
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It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier
April 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier
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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
April 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.
March 25, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.
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the switchin o’ the samples
It’s St. Patrick’s weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife
March 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
the switchin o’ the samples
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Where do you see yourself in five years?
March 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Performed a song I wrote about the short that screened before A Goofy Movie in 1995 cause I’m allowed to do that
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Performed a song I wrote about the short that screened before A Goofy Movie in 1995 cause I’m allowed to do that
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Defrag running in MS-DOS 6.22 (ASMR)
YouTube video by Christopher Swenson
www.youtube.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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always love a reminder to repost one of my favorite tweets
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
always love a reminder to repost one of my favorite tweets
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I've never seen a comma work so hard
September 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've never seen a comma work so hard
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Chapo dies tomorrow unless we have a California foster or adopter. He has $1400 in pledges and nothing. He must be an only dog. LOVES people, volunteers adore him. Please share to #LosAngeles and #California folks for #foster or #adopter. #adoptdontshop #fosteringsaveslives #malinois #germanshepherd
February 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Chapo dies tomorrow unless we have a California foster or adopter. He has $1400 in pledges and nothing. He must be an only dog. LOVES people, volunteers adore him. Please share to #LosAngeles and #California folks for #foster or #adopter. #adoptdontshop #fosteringsaveslives #malinois #germanshepherd
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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you’ve played with elf on a shelf, but have you played
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
you’ve played with elf on a shelf, but have you played
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For those asking, here’s where you can find a list of starter packs:
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
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blueskydirectory.com
November 12, 2024 at 8:36 AM
For those asking, here’s where you can find a list of starter packs:
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
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GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
July 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
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If you are from Texas, this is really brutal
October 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
If you are from Texas, this is really brutal
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oh no hulk hogan has gone blind!
Hulk Hogan: "You know something Trumpmaniacs? I don't see no stinking Nazis in here. I don't see no stinking domestic terrorists in here."
October 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
oh no hulk hogan has gone blind!
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Mr. Mxyzptlk: oh for fuck's sake
October 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Mr. Mxyzptlk: oh for fuck's sake
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There was comic books at the grocery store, at the drug store, at Kmart. You could find old keys for a dime at garage sales. Wizard magazine told you what the hot books were and the Death of Superman was going to put you through college when you grew up.
October 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
There was comic books at the grocery store, at the drug store, at Kmart. You could find old keys for a dime at garage sales. Wizard magazine told you what the hot books were and the Death of Superman was going to put you through college when you grew up.
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