Brett Should Be Writing
@brettwritesit.bsky.social
Amateur author who probably needs to actually write a novel already. Doesn't sleep as much as he should.
He/Him.
He/Him.
Tim Sweeney is every bad game company CEO rolled into one.
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Tim Sweeney is every bad game company CEO rolled into one.
Woolz, be honest: Do you really want to entrust Pat with this burden?
September 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Woolz, be honest: Do you really want to entrust Pat with this burden?
Love da shitpost texts, boss.
August 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Love da shitpost texts, boss.
Be honest: You came up with the waxing one, right?
August 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Be honest: You came up with the waxing one, right?
Oh.
So, what y'all having for dinner? I'm in the mood for chicken and broccoli.
So, what y'all having for dinner? I'm in the mood for chicken and broccoli.
August 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Oh.
So, what y'all having for dinner? I'm in the mood for chicken and broccoli.
So, what y'all having for dinner? I'm in the mood for chicken and broccoli.
RIP to a...Well, not a real one. RIP to a...Well, RIP, anyway...
August 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
RIP to a...Well, not a real one. RIP to a...Well, RIP, anyway...
Sometimes I get very sad because I feel like my writings aren't good enough.
Then, I see idiotic takes like this one getting published.
I'm not all bad.
Then, I see idiotic takes like this one getting published.
I'm not all bad.
August 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Sometimes I get very sad because I feel like my writings aren't good enough.
Then, I see idiotic takes like this one getting published.
I'm not all bad.
Then, I see idiotic takes like this one getting published.
I'm not all bad.
Thankfully, replacing that is easy as pie and relatively cheap.
August 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Thankfully, replacing that is easy as pie and relatively cheap.
Ohio yearns for comedy wrestling.
August 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ohio yearns for comedy wrestling.
Nothing says hard work like getting a robot to do it for you while poisoning your own water supply.
August 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Nothing says hard work like getting a robot to do it for you while poisoning your own water supply.
Have you heard of the High Elves?
August 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Have you heard of the High Elves?
EA died at the end of Def Jam Fight for NY.
August 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
EA died at the end of Def Jam Fight for NY.
John Goodman may be one of the sexiest men in Hollywood simply because there's no horrible scandals about him.
August 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
John Goodman may be one of the sexiest men in Hollywood simply because there's no horrible scandals about him.
It's bring your kids to work day at Castle Super Beast!
August 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It's bring your kids to work day at Castle Super Beast!
It's not an airport, James, not every departure needs to be announced.
August 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It's not an airport, James, not every departure needs to be announced.
When even Bernie Moreno (fucking barf) thinks you're an irredeemable scum fuck...
August 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
When even Bernie Moreno (fucking barf) thinks you're an irredeemable scum fuck...
All this proves is that you're an Evangelion character and you never realized it until now.
August 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
All this proves is that you're an Evangelion character and you never realized it until now.
After Return of Jafar and Mulan 2, I'm done having my spirit broken.
August 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
After Return of Jafar and Mulan 2, I'm done having my spirit broken.
The future of the stream and Gowron's education rests on your shoulders, sonickurosaki.
August 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The future of the stream and Gowron's education rests on your shoulders, sonickurosaki.
The difference in quality between the first one and everything that came after would make direct-to-video Disney movies look like masterpieces.
August 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The difference in quality between the first one and everything that came after would make direct-to-video Disney movies look like masterpieces.
That's a centerpiece.
July 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
That's a centerpiece.
The less you try to understand Jericho, the happier you will be.
July 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The less you try to understand Jericho, the happier you will be.