B. Coul
@briancoulombe.bsky.social
Because you gotta.
(hard as that is to do in the 2020s)
(hard as that is to do in the 2020s)
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B. Coul
@briancoulombe.bsky.social
· Mar 9
We’ll make it right again.
I don’t know when, I don’t know how but we will.
We have to!
I don’t know when, I don’t know how but we will.
We have to!
I’m gonna make a zombie movie where nobody decides to become a sadistic psycho creep when the dead start walking. It’ll be fucking revolutionary 
October 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’m gonna make a zombie movie where nobody decides to become a sadistic psycho creep when the dead start walking. It’ll be fucking revolutionary 
Dan, are you gaslighting or is this a cry for help?
October 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Dan, are you gaslighting or is this a cry for help?
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If that's a real quote, it'd be a rare lucid moment.
As hopeless as a lot of this seems, what we're living through now is a death rattle by version of thought/economics/etc that has known its time was running out since the 2010s and is SCRAMBLING to pull up the ladders and nail shut the gates.
As hopeless as a lot of this seems, what we're living through now is a death rattle by version of thought/economics/etc that has known its time was running out since the 2010s and is SCRAMBLING to pull up the ladders and nail shut the gates.
Trump WARNS voters: “If Democrats win the midterms, everything we've done, we'll never be able to do it again.”
What a hot mess. 😎✨
What a hot mess. 😎✨
October 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If that's a real quote, it'd be a rare lucid moment.
As hopeless as a lot of this seems, what we're living through now is a death rattle by version of thought/economics/etc that has known its time was running out since the 2010s and is SCRAMBLING to pull up the ladders and nail shut the gates.
As hopeless as a lot of this seems, what we're living through now is a death rattle by version of thought/economics/etc that has known its time was running out since the 2010s and is SCRAMBLING to pull up the ladders and nail shut the gates.
Nothing will make you appreciate a good zombie movie than the the shitty budget zombie movies that are all over Tubi and YouTube 
October 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Nothing will make you appreciate a good zombie movie than the the shitty budget zombie movies that are all over Tubi and YouTube 
These political ads on YouTube and Tubi are killing me!
October 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
These political ads on YouTube and Tubi are killing me!
One disgusting comfort I can take from this guy that I genuinely do not think there is a single human being on the planet who could be worse, even if they tried. 
Things can only go up! Because what other direction can we possibly go?
Things can only go up! Because what other direction can we possibly go?
Trump on Venezuela: "To the victor belong the spoils, right? An old fashioned expression that we've brought back"
October 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
One disgusting comfort I can take from this guy that I genuinely do not think there is a single human being on the planet who could be worse, even if they tried. 
Things can only go up! Because what other direction can we possibly go?
Things can only go up! Because what other direction can we possibly go?
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dawg I WISH
JENNINGS: Let's say Democrats take the House. How sure are you that they would immediately move to impeach President Trump?
MIKE JOHNSON: It's guaranteed. Probably on the first day.
MIKE JOHNSON: It's guaranteed. Probably on the first day.
October 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
dawg I WISH
Whoa, I didn’t realize how little Tintin fucked around. 
Bringing it back: The Punisher / Tintin mashup thread - stick any Punisher Max caption on this sequence and see how it works
October 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Whoa, I didn’t realize how little Tintin fucked around. 
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China is communist the same way this guy is a hockey player
Jason Voorhees in Hockey Mask
ALT: Jason Voorhees in Hockey Mask
static.klipy.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
China is communist the same way this guy is a hockey player
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Everyone in my country is a stupid hog who only votes based on prices but in other countries I’m sure voters follow rational choice models based on deep ideological commitments to democracy
October 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Everyone in my country is a stupid hog who only votes based on prices but in other countries I’m sure voters follow rational choice models based on deep ideological commitments to democracy
Is Chris Stuckmann ever gonna make another movie? 
October 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Is Chris Stuckmann ever gonna make another movie? 
🎶ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
October officially begins.
The Longbox is open! Check out the first episode of this year's Longbox of the Damned talking about the Marvel event comic Blood Hunt!
youtu.be/GibH2WND14g
The Longbox is open! Check out the first episode of this year's Longbox of the Damned talking about the Marvel event comic Blood Hunt!
youtu.be/GibH2WND14g
Blood Hunt - Longbox of the Damned
YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
youtu.be
October 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🎶ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
God of War Laufey - Official Pre-Orders Open Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
September 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
September 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
@bobchipman.bsky.social
Does it still count as having seen the movie if you watched it as an episode of MST3K or rifftrax? 
Does it still count as having seen the movie if you watched it as an episode of MST3K or rifftrax? 
September 30, 2026 at 6:29 AM
@bobchipman.bsky.social
Does it still count as having seen the movie if you watched it as an episode of MST3K or rifftrax? 
Does it still count as having seen the movie if you watched it as an episode of MST3K or rifftrax? 
I am afraid 
A live-action ‘CLONE SAGA’ series is in the works at Prime Video.
It will be based on the Spider-Man comics & follow Ben Reilly & Kaine Parker as they grapple with their newly discovered identities as clones while also facing other clones.
(via deadline.com/2026/09/spid...)
It will be based on the Spider-Man comics & follow Ben Reilly & Kaine Parker as they grapple with their newly discovered identities as clones while also facing other clones.
(via deadline.com/2026/09/spid...)
September 30, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I am afraid 
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
Man, I am such a nerd. 
Man, I am such a nerd. 
September 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
Man, I am such a nerd. 
Man, I am such a nerd. 
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A Zionist, a Vatnik, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “The usual, Mr. President?”
September 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
A Zionist, a Vatnik, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “The usual, Mr. President?”
I remember thinking that his name was just super generic and uncreative, but he’s gone on to become THE guy named Blade.
Only the puppet from puppetmaster has any right calling himself that. 
Only the puppet from puppetmaster has any right calling himself that. 
Blade 2 director Guillermo del Toro says Wesley Snipes is 100% responsible for Marvel's daywalking vampire hero having his iconic personality. https://bit.ly/4j124XT
September 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I remember thinking that his name was just super generic and uncreative, but he’s gone on to become THE guy named Blade.
Only the puppet from puppetmaster has any right calling himself that. 
Only the puppet from puppetmaster has any right calling himself that. 
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One would think this would motivate Democrats to vote against Trump but as we seen time and time again if their "Perfect" candidate isn't on the ballot, they will gladly not vote and let Trump fuck over EVERYBODY.
September 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
One would think this would motivate Democrats to vote against Trump but as we seen time and time again if their "Perfect" candidate isn't on the ballot, they will gladly not vote and let Trump fuck over EVERYBODY.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
September 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
There is no mask, Dan. You lied about me and you continued lying about me for four fucking years.
I don’t care anymore about what you think I said, or what I did say. This at least is 100% a lie so stop repeating it. 
I don’t care anymore about what you think I said, or what I did say. This at least is 100% a lie so stop repeating it. 
September 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
There is no mask, Dan. You lied about me and you continued lying about me for four fucking years.
I don’t care anymore about what you think I said, or what I did say. This at least is 100% a lie so stop repeating it. 
I don’t care anymore about what you think I said, or what I did say. This at least is 100% a lie so stop repeating it. 
Dara-san
Name a horror comedy
September 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Dara-san
The last episode of chainsmoker cat is probably on Netflix right now.
I’m not ready. I’m not ready to say goodbye. 
I’m not ready. I’m not ready to say goodbye. 
September 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The last episode of chainsmoker cat is probably on Netflix right now.
I’m not ready. I’m not ready to say goodbye. 
I’m not ready. I’m not ready to say goodbye. 
THREE. I meant injustice 3. 
If injustice 2 is in the works, I have two suggestions.
1. Set it in the absolute universe.
2. TWO Supermen…
1. Set it in the absolute universe.
2. TWO Supermen…
September 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
THREE. I meant injustice 3.