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Brian Nemo
@briannemo.bsky.social
TK Little, school counselor, observer of #peakannarbor. I spend 1000 hours per year improving my fantasy sports teams so that I can win $100. #FPL
Vozinha is going to be late to his colonoscopy appointment!
July 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Ron Holland’s buzzer beater can only be described as giving Cleveland the ole Dutch Oven.
May 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The M Den is going to make a killing on this!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, say what?!?!?!
April 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Mara “dribbling” will now be referred to as One Shrinking Moment
April 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as college basketball coaches love token pressure after a made free throw.
April 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I was fed up with Lappas’s yelling and mispronunciations. But now I just pretend it’s Melissa Schimenti talking every time and it is AWESOME.
March 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
@sickoscbb.bsky.social - checking urgently about Vandy’s three-needing status
March 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social - I found a draft of the text for your headstone!
Everyone complaining about baseball people on here or who thinks they hate baseball, trust me: no one hates baseball more than the people who love it except for the people who own and/or run the MLB and its broadcasting.
Baseball fans all over come together to say “we don’t like any of this!” about entire broadcast of baseball game
March 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It’s the ultimate Locally Relevant Song choice for bumping to break.
A nice little, clear audio of the Michigan Basketball Band playing the Victors to end Q1.
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How else would we know if Ivan Toney has more goals than Benzema?
It's weird that FS1's ticker has extensive stats for the Saudi PL, right?
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
“IT’S NOT WORKING AREYOUSUREWEDON’THAVEAPIN?”
Prime starting the game late so that people can look at traditional TV channels, not find the game, get mad, do a search, let the app update, and do a password reset since they haven't used the app in forever.
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Still no pants for the bird, I noticed.
We have a mascot Limu Emu and a mascot Doug?
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Music CiTEE
did they spell it NashVOLle in the other endzone
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#FPL GW14 Dilemma: should I roll with this bus team? Or take -4 to move Bowen and Caicedo to Raul and Mbuemo(c)?
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Bates used his Kroger Plus card on that kick! #Loins
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ahem, it’s our backup temporary stadium.
That is some serious "my temporary stadium isn't working" BS and now Northwestern benefits, what the fuck man.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can’t wait to take my kid to a baseball game in 2029 and pass on the traditional details, as fathers and sons do:
“You see, kiddo, the home team’s replay nerd decided to challenge because the robot ump charged them with a mound visit when it was clearly just a PitchCom issue.”
Exciting!
October 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tigers faced the same ALDS scenario in 2013 and Game 4 delivered an all-time great sports experience.

www.mlb.com/news/max-sch...
Scherzer comes out of 'pen, earns win in Game 4
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
www.mlb.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@fplgeneral.bsky.social - thanks for the GW4 review - another banger episode. open.spotify.com/episode/2Qms...
GW4: Review
open.spotify.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Replacing the word “defense” with “war” everywhere should lead to some fun headlines. I expect @jeffpasan.bsky.social to write about the war over how much Cal Raleigh’s war impacts his WAR and, as such, MVP voting.
September 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Girl, your motor skills are FINE!
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I love Edmund Fitzgerald’s voice!
Loading my groceries into my trunk in the Kroger parking lot when all of a sudden, coming from a massive Silverado, at top volume I hear "When the Gales of November come early..."

Deeply Midwestern.
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Trying to talk myself into Evanilson as a differential captain for #FPL GW2. Is it a good idea? Or a great idea with a Cherry on top? 🍒
August 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Back-to-school ads, Christmas music and #fpl “GW1 preview” podcasts all start way too early.
July 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pistons win! The February PG addition sure was Schröd!
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM