Brian U’Sellis
@brianusellis.bsky.social
Taking sad songs and making them better since 1986.
Just stunned that Ed Sheeran’s personality sucks as much as his music. Didn’t think it was possible.
September 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Just stunned that Ed Sheeran’s personality sucks as much as his music. Didn’t think it was possible.
What a coward.
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
What a coward.
I know you’re not supposed to wish your life away…but it’s that time of year where I’m beyond ready to fast forward from whatever this bullshit heat/weather is and welcome falling leaves and temperatures with open arms.
August is such bullshit.
August is such bullshit.
August 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I know you’re not supposed to wish your life away…but it’s that time of year where I’m beyond ready to fast forward from whatever this bullshit heat/weather is and welcome falling leaves and temperatures with open arms.
August is such bullshit.
August is such bullshit.
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the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
August 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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You would think a former UK swimmer would be very involved in this issue to advocate protecting women
But the claims continue against the University of Kentucky and former athletics director Mitch Barnhart, who was Jorgensen’s supervisor.
Former UK swim coach Lars Jorgensen settles sex abuse lawsuit filed by swimmers
But the claims continue against the University of Kentucky and former athletics director Mitch Barnhart, who was Jorgensen’s supervisor.
bit.ly
August 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
You would think a former UK swimmer would be very involved in this issue to advocate protecting women
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Jason Benetti is an announcing treasure. Baseball, college football, college hoops... one of the best!
It took the entire Tigers grounds crew and Orioles outfielder Leody Taveras to remove this squirrel from the field
Home plate umpire Bill Miller even asked the crowd for a round of applause for the grounds crew 😂
Home plate umpire Bill Miller even asked the crowd for a round of applause for the grounds crew 😂
July 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Jason Benetti is an announcing treasure. Baseball, college football, college hoops... one of the best!
Re-watching the Billy Joel documentary a year later and…
It’s still pretty friggin’ great.
It’s still pretty friggin’ great.
I’m a little stunned at how much I enjoyed the Billy Joel documentary on HBO.
Five plus hours over two parts seemed absurd and by the end I was sad it was over and would gladly watched five more hours.
Five plus hours over two parts seemed absurd and by the end I was sad it was over and would gladly watched five more hours.
July 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Re-watching the Billy Joel documentary a year later and…
It’s still pretty friggin’ great.
It’s still pretty friggin’ great.
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Me…every damn day when I see the stuff @mayor.nyc.gov is doing for the people he works for.
July 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Me…every damn day when I see the stuff @mayor.nyc.gov is doing for the people he works for.
I already miss the World Cup.
July 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I already miss the World Cup.
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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Erling Haaland♥️
* Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning
* Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.")
* Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans
* Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning
* Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.")
* Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans
July 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Erling Haaland♥️
* Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning
* Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.")
* Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans
* Vocal supporter of men cooking and cleaning
* Self-aware of the historical context of the vikings ("Yes viking history is incredible. But a lot of things were not good... what they did. Let's be honest.")
* Vocal anti-racist who used his platform to defend UK players from UK fans
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Independence Day came out thirty years ago and Bill Pullman is younger today than three of the last four presidents
July 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Independence Day came out thirty years ago and Bill Pullman is younger today than three of the last four presidents
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on the one hand Wikipedia vandalism is bad and shouldn't be encouraged but sometimes you look at a Wikipedia page at just the perfect time
July 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
on the one hand Wikipedia vandalism is bad and shouldn't be encouraged but sometimes you look at a Wikipedia page at just the perfect time
Walking with my 8-year-old son to the car just a bit ago and he asked “Dad, can I say the F word?”
I was like, why?
And he just goes, “Cause it’s FUCKING hot out here.”
Well played, kiddo. No denying he’s my kid. 🤦🏻♂️
I was like, why?
And he just goes, “Cause it’s FUCKING hot out here.”
Well played, kiddo. No denying he’s my kid. 🤦🏻♂️
June 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Walking with my 8-year-old son to the car just a bit ago and he asked “Dad, can I say the F word?”
I was like, why?
And he just goes, “Cause it’s FUCKING hot out here.”
Well played, kiddo. No denying he’s my kid. 🤦🏻♂️
I was like, why?
And he just goes, “Cause it’s FUCKING hot out here.”
Well played, kiddo. No denying he’s my kid. 🤦🏻♂️
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There is some devastating news from the college sports world to share at this late hour: Longtime Louisville SID Kenny Klein, who "retired" in 2022 but never left the scene in the years since, has died at 65.
There isn't a more respected person in the college sports space. Not one. A tragedy.
There isn't a more respected person in the college sports space. Not one. A tragedy.
Kenny Klein, former longtime Louisville Athletics administrator, dies
Kenny Klein, a former Louisville Athletics administrator of 39 years who worked more than 1,300 straight men's basketball games, has died at age 66.
www.courier-journal.com
June 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There is some devastating news from the college sports world to share at this late hour: Longtime Louisville SID Kenny Klein, who "retired" in 2022 but never left the scene in the years since, has died at 65.
There isn't a more respected person in the college sports space. Not one. A tragedy.
There isn't a more respected person in the college sports space. Not one. A tragedy.
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Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
Rep. AOC posts new photo on Instagram celebrating the Knicks alongside Mayor Zohran Mamdani
June 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
Happy World Cup Opening Day! ⚽🏆🌎
K'NAAN - Wavin' Flag (Coca-Cola Celebration Mix)
YouTube video by KnaanVEVO
youtu.be
June 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Happy World Cup Opening Day! ⚽🏆🌎
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SPEECHLESS. LFGK
June 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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Translation for non-sports people: Moonlight has just beaten La La Land for Best Picture.
June 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Translation for non-sports people: Moonlight has just beaten La La Land for Best Picture.
Also, Adam Silver can kick rocks.
June 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Also, Adam Silver can kick rocks.
This is all his fault.
June 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is all his fault.
Let’s go, Knicks!!!!!
(I always kinda liked the Knicks and bought this shirt for $3 from Old Navy three years ago when I was short a few bucks for free shipping)
(I always kinda liked the Knicks and bought this shirt for $3 from Old Navy three years ago when I was short a few bucks for free shipping)
June 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Let’s go, Knicks!!!!!
(I always kinda liked the Knicks and bought this shirt for $3 from Old Navy three years ago when I was short a few bucks for free shipping)
(I always kinda liked the Knicks and bought this shirt for $3 from Old Navy three years ago when I was short a few bucks for free shipping)