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DRAINAGE, Eli, you boy
A straw that reaches allllllll the way across the table from a big scorpion bowl
September 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Leonard Nimoy saying "didn't I?" after being told he didn't do anything
September 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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RIP Peter Cullen. Make sure you put the cube into the chest of a loved one this weekend
August 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Terrible news for my haters
A Reese's Oh Henry! bar that I have acquired
August 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
Nancy Mace kinda looking like cheese wife or whatever I'm quoting in the reply was called
August 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Frame of Marge Simpson from the beginning of a Simpsons episode, commenting that somebody on TV shouldn't be saying something
August 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Not the best pic but I'm not going to do a photo shoot here
Me flipping off Seth Moulton's office in Salem
August 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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"The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out" Poem by Nael, age 6
July 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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June 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Happy Faj Thurs Day
Sign that says "DONT MISS TACO TUES AND FAJ THUR"
June 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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The fuck you think I was doing in July 2023?
Bluesky pop up telling me to invite my friends. Fuck outta here
June 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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He came to get down,
Everlast in the House of Pain Jump Around video, wearing a Celtics jersey in NYC
June 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Closeup of the credits in one of the images of the original post, specifically the cast of Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, and Reginald VelJohnson
June 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Milhouse angrily asking "when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory"
May 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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A Joe Brandon "I Did That" you can still buy on Etsy for some reason
May 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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You could always just ask
Vince McMahon saying "what's good in the hood" to John Cena, and about to give him positive reinforcement to continue doing what he's doing
May 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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My "Fan of guy not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Darius Rucker in a Brock Lesnar shirt
May 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Slick stuff, neat stuff
Fake Garth Brooks account referring to me as an amazing fan in the chat requests
April 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Fuck it, I'm committing to shorts until the fall
Temperatures in my area for the next week. Today is a high of only 46° but it goes up tomorrow and is 60° or higher after that
April 8, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Simpsons pic of Bart pressing a "you" button for a mechanical Smokey Bear with the line "you pressed 'you' referring to me"
April 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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This sign was outside a Shell for years and I meant to get a decent picture of it. It changed to a Sunoco a few weeks back and it's been removed, but I'll remember it forever
Blurry Google Street View image of a sign outside a gas station that says PUT GAS VERE WE GOT GLOVES FOR YOU that lasted from 2020 until a few weeks back
April 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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It's Film's Biggest Night
A wildly untimely notification from Google Play about tonight being "film's biggest night" that was probably meant to be sent last Sunday for the Oscars
March 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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mfw spring is coming
A screen of Susan Sarandon and Billy Bob Thornton as the titular Mr Woodcock from the feature film Mr Woodcock
March 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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lmao
Screenshot from local paper where a family owned marina was sold to private equity after declining other offers for several years and says the family "believed that Bain Capital and BlueWater shared similar values and vision for the business"
February 28, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Screenshot of a video of a guy pointing at some address in Delaware, probably not important
February 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM