🏳️⚧️Brisket 💗
@brisketsurge.bsky.social
Blerp. 23. Surge fanatic. Funny one liner.
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🏳️⚧️Brisket 💗
@brisketsurge.bsky.social
· Jan 21
For any American friends remember your constitutional rights. For any British friends who know our countries follows that one like lost puppies, crossbows and bows are legal sport equipment. Hand crossbow are very convenient and easier to load.
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It continues to really bother me how puritanical everyone has gotten.
Showing so much as an ounce of libido is enough for people to call you a gooner. Defending smut in any capacity gets you called a porn addict.
Showing so much as an ounce of libido is enough for people to call you a gooner. Defending smut in any capacity gets you called a porn addict.
August 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
It continues to really bother me how puritanical everyone has gotten.
Showing so much as an ounce of libido is enough for people to call you a gooner. Defending smut in any capacity gets you called a porn addict.
Showing so much as an ounce of libido is enough for people to call you a gooner. Defending smut in any capacity gets you called a porn addict.
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I think I can post this now
#deltarune
#deltarune
July 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I think I can post this now
#deltarune
#deltarune
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Yes. Yes, they are.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yes. Yes, they are.
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You know, I was going to say they were wrong, but now I'm starting to believe it and OHGODGENDEREUPHORIA
lol someone called me pretty
Fuck you, I'm wearing that dress in public tomorrow.
The Pokémon one.
And nobody can stop me.
The Pokémon one.
And nobody can stop me.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You know, I was going to say they were wrong, but now I'm starting to believe it and OHGODGENDEREUPHORIA
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Sorry for being not super active right now, I'm busy getting major gender affirming surgery and stuff
August 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Sorry for being not super active right now, I'm busy getting major gender affirming surgery and stuff
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This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
I miss you Gillion Tidestrider can’t wait for JRWI in November.
August 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I miss you Gillion Tidestrider can’t wait for JRWI in November.
If JRWI came into my life before starting my social transition I’d be called Jay for sure.
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If JRWI came into my life before starting my social transition I’d be called Jay for sure.
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im still so mad they got rid of the little + that showed when you werent following someone
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
im still so mad they got rid of the little + that showed when you werent following someone
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"Bring back bullying" what if we bring back being nice and loving each other
July 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Bring back bullying" what if we bring back being nice and loving each other
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Always fun to blame women for their unbecoming reading habits rather than, y’know, the actual concerted effort by the right-wing establishment to radicalize young men into fascism.
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Always fun to blame women for their unbecoming reading habits rather than, y’know, the actual concerted effort by the right-wing establishment to radicalize young men into fascism.
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if a Superman movie features a parody of you as the villain then you probably suck shit in real life
July 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
if a Superman movie features a parody of you as the villain then you probably suck shit in real life
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added one (1) charm on my phone and it’s already driving me insane, meanwhile my girlfriend and her friends have like 5000 charms hanging off their phones like HOW this is unusable
July 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
added one (1) charm on my phone and it’s already driving me insane, meanwhile my girlfriend and her friends have like 5000 charms hanging off their phones like HOW this is unusable
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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To answer everyone's question: Yes, I will do a Donkey Kong Bananza challenge, but ONLY if there's something interesting to do.
I will not rush a video out the door tomorrow playing the game in some arbitrarily weird way that's obviously possible.
I will never rob myself of a 1st playthrough.
I will not rush a video out the door tomorrow playing the game in some arbitrarily weird way that's obviously possible.
I will never rob myself of a 1st playthrough.
July 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To answer everyone's question: Yes, I will do a Donkey Kong Bananza challenge, but ONLY if there's something interesting to do.
I will not rush a video out the door tomorrow playing the game in some arbitrarily weird way that's obviously possible.
I will never rob myself of a 1st playthrough.
I will not rush a video out the door tomorrow playing the game in some arbitrarily weird way that's obviously possible.
I will never rob myself of a 1st playthrough.
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men fucking exhaust me
July 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
men fucking exhaust me
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FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Everytime you repost this someone turns into a Miku
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Everytime you repost this someone turns into a Miku
Trying to find a dnd game to play is an absolute nightmare
June 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trying to find a dnd game to play is an absolute nightmare
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34 years of racing, friendship, mysteries, and delicious cake.
Happy Birthday, Sonic!
Happy Birthday, Sonic!
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
34 years of racing, friendship, mysteries, and delicious cake.
Happy Birthday, Sonic!
Happy Birthday, Sonic!