Broke Sister
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Broke Sister
@broke1.bsky.social
A haiku:

Is he dead or not?
It seems like Shroedinger's Mitch!
Open the coffin!

XxX
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July 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
A haiku:

Having coffee in
The afternoon, a great way
To get some shit done!

XxX
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July 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
A haiku:

The fireworks are
Not fireworking because
Climate change is REAL.

XxX
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July 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
A haiku:

Being old means that
You get woke in the morning
By insurance scams

XxX
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July 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A haiku:

The wildfires
On the western slope near me
Cause the worst smoke outs.

(Love to the families of the 3 firefighters lost in the blaze. We love you. 💕)

XxX
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July 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A haiku:

The world is on fire 🔥
The world cup is also fire
Go go magic feet!

XxX
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July 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
A haiku:

The weekend is here!
The market's time to close up!
Time to bomb Iran!

XxX
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Bonus:

A beautiful day
Let's all enjoy the state fair
Well, unless you're poor

XxX
June 26, 2026 at 10:29 PM
A haiku:

Firing generals
To replace them with men who
Will let Trump use nukes

XxX
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(Anybody else see it this way? Kinda morbid, I know.)
June 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
A haiku:

Satan has shiny
New homes for those who kill ducks
With $14 million

XxX
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June 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A haiku:

I often wonder
Should I get a dog? Maybe!
My cat might complain

XxX
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June 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
A haiku:

My, but that algae
Sure does need the guard to watch
It grow nice and strong!

XxX
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June 22, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A haiku:

The roses are red,
The reflecting pool is green,
Who called for this mess?

XxX
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June 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A haiku:

Barack Obama
Gets all the entertainers!
Cuz he's not a turd.

XxX
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June 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
A haiku:

Unconditional
Surrender? Really? Then who,
Might I ask, pays who?

XxX
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June 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A haiku:

Wherefore is the rain
Promised me in the desert?
It's monsoon season!

XxX
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June 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
A haiku:

Picture yourself on
A beautiful day, will you
Be my neighbor please?

XxX

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June 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A haiku:

Coffee up at noon
Lazy day for me and cat
Avoiding the news

XxX
June 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
A haiku:

A government with
No military cannot
Bomb other nations

(Even I know that, Donnie. Go ahead and tell us another fat lie, you toad.)

XxX
June 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
A haiku:

Investigating
A victim is not just wrong,
It's despicable.

XxX
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May 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
A haiku:

No go to wedding?
Bahamas keeps out felons
Of sexual kind!

XxX
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May 24, 2026 at 3:47 AM
A haiku:

He really believes
Heaven is within his grasp
Satan is laughing

XxX
May 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
A haiku:

Dogs in bags on trains
Cute but stupid rule for pups
Free the fluffy furs!!

XxX
May 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
A haiku:

After surgery
Am recovering nicely
Cat steps on the wound!

>_< I love her, but, Good God!!

XxX
May 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
A haiku:

Just getting ready
Have surgery on Thursday
Packin' the tablet!

XxX
(Seriously, I can't read on a tiny phone screen. I have the old.)
April 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A haiku:

Trump closing the strait
The teleporting goal posts
Are making me nuts!

XxX
April 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM