Brook Trout Café
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I'm just watching a bad dream I never wake up from
Seems like a rather cynical ploy: Threaten to collapse a Congressionally appropriated fund through giveaways, dare Dems to sue, then say "See? They don't want to help, just keep wasting, defrauding and abusing!"
October 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Seems like a rather cynical ploy: Threaten to collapse a Congressionally appropriated fund through giveaways, dare Dems to sue, then say "See? They don't want to help, just keep wasting, defrauding and abusing!"
That's the one! Seems kinda incel-ish, although maybe too self-aware of how sleazily the narrator acts? And yeah, "Jessie's Girl" is a bop. My teenage ass thought it was kind of an anthem, until I listened more closely to the middle eight and realized, "This guy's a dipshit."
October 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
That's the one! Seems kinda incel-ish, although maybe too self-aware of how sleazily the narrator acts? And yeah, "Jessie's Girl" is a bop. My teenage ass thought it was kind of an anthem, until I listened more closely to the middle eight and realized, "This guy's a dipshit."
Remember when Mike Rogers called negotiating better prices for drugs "sugar high politics?"
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October 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Remember when Mike Rogers called negotiating better prices for drugs "sugar high politics?"
Dare I ask about The Outfield's biggest hit?
October 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Dare I ask about The Outfield's biggest hit?
God forbid a Democrat actually builds name recognition instead of scurrying away the instant the last precinct is counted!
October 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
God forbid a Democrat actually builds name recognition instead of scurrying away the instant the last precinct is counted!
Camera work by the guy who made Bird-demic
September 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Camera work by the guy who made Bird-demic
Same "national security" scam he is playing with the ballroom. It's hard to know with this guy when something rises to a level of panic but the people envisining the US version of IRCG plainclothes thugs gunning down protesters from the roofs might need to log off for a bit
September 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Same "national security" scam he is playing with the ballroom. It's hard to know with this guy when something rises to a level of panic but the people envisining the US version of IRCG plainclothes thugs gunning down protesters from the roofs might need to log off for a bit
He and Marco could team up. Call it the "Small dick energy" ticket
August 29, 2026 at 5:08 AM
He and Marco could team up. Call it the "Small dick energy" ticket
Free advertising, I hope trump is filing eith the FEC
August 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Free advertising, I hope trump is filing eith the FEC
So you hate almonds? I see. Very troubling.
July 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
So you hate almonds? I see. Very troubling.
Seriously, of all the stupid shit Biden did, this is a weird one to focus on. And meanwhile Donny Boy has choked off Ukr's patriot interceptor supply, among many, MANY other things Biden (eventually) gave to Ukr that Trump withheld. It's not "black & white," but a hell of a dark shade of gray
July 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Seriously, of all the stupid shit Biden did, this is a weird one to focus on. And meanwhile Donny Boy has choked off Ukr's patriot interceptor supply, among many, MANY other things Biden (eventually) gave to Ukr that Trump withheld. It's not "black & white," but a hell of a dark shade of gray
Cool, so Trump punches Ukr in the gut but pats them on the head. A real hero.
July 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Cool, so Trump punches Ukr in the gut but pats them on the head. A real hero.
Huh, time to go back to the 1970s to write my Great American Novel shredding America's shallow, self-important obsessions with consumerism, hedonism, cars and crappy food
July 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Huh, time to go back to the 1970s to write my Great American Novel shredding America's shallow, self-important obsessions with consumerism, hedonism, cars and crappy food
Could someone read the 14th Amendment for Mr. Lavrov?
June 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Could someone read the 14th Amendment for Mr. Lavrov?
Now that they can blame Fauci for it, covid is not a hoax. Wild stuff
June 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Now that they can blame Fauci for it, covid is not a hoax. Wild stuff
Huh, I guess G Gordon Liddy, the guy who, y'know, did the break-ins, was lying all along
June 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Huh, I guess G Gordon Liddy, the guy who, y'know, did the break-ins, was lying all along
