Fenboybanksy
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Football. Arsenal. Red ball cricket. Big time book reader. Cyclist on a MTB. Dogs.
A very difficult game today. They've only lost 7 league games. Odegaard and Calafiori injured again doesn't help our cause. Anyone know why they're out?
April 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
A very difficult game today. They've only lost 7 league games. Odegaard and Calafiori injured again doesn't help our cause. Anyone know why they're out?
Michael Oliver refs us v Bournemouth. Darren England on VAR.
What a result last night! Controlled most of the game and when they broke through the worlds best goalkeeper did his job brilliantly.
And that pass from Martinelli and finish by Havertz was sublime.
What a result last night! Controlled most of the game and when they broke through the worlds best goalkeeper did his job brilliantly.
And that pass from Martinelli and finish by Havertz was sublime.
April 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Michael Oliver refs us v Bournemouth. Darren England on VAR.
What a result last night! Controlled most of the game and when they broke through the worlds best goalkeeper did his job brilliantly.
And that pass from Martinelli and finish by Havertz was sublime.
What a result last night! Controlled most of the game and when they broke through the worlds best goalkeeper did his job brilliantly.
And that pass from Martinelli and finish by Havertz was sublime.
If there were tactics tonight God only knows what they were.
April 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If there were tactics tonight God only knows what they were.
Ffs. So fucking poor.
April 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Ffs. So fucking poor.
Got the cannon repainted today.
April 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Got the cannon repainted today.
Reposted by Fenboybanksy
The Ipswich version of events about Farage's visit is falling apart. From "we knew nothing" it turns out he was met by head of Comms, had lunch with the CEO and COO and was "gifted" 6 shirts!
The event was bad enough but the lying takes it to a whole new level!
So much for "apolitical"!!
The event was bad enough but the lying takes it to a whole new level!
So much for "apolitical"!!
March 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The Ipswich version of events about Farage's visit is falling apart. From "we knew nothing" it turns out he was met by head of Comms, had lunch with the CEO and COO and was "gifted" 6 shirts!
The event was bad enough but the lying takes it to a whole new level!
So much for "apolitical"!!
The event was bad enough but the lying takes it to a whole new level!
So much for "apolitical"!!
Footballers/Bodily parts/rhyming slang:
GEORGE FARM(Blackpool) ARM
HANS KRANKL (Barcelona et al) ANKLE
JOE COLE ARSEHOLE
JACK PORTER(Arsenal) AORTA
MICHAEL MADAR(Everton, PSG) BLADDER
HARRY HOOD(Celtic) BLOOD
JOHN STONES BONES
BRADLEY DACK BACK
IAN SELLEY(Arsenal) BELLY
GEORGE FARM(Blackpool) ARM
HANS KRANKL (Barcelona et al) ANKLE
JOE COLE ARSEHOLE
JACK PORTER(Arsenal) AORTA
MICHAEL MADAR(Everton, PSG) BLADDER
HARRY HOOD(Celtic) BLOOD
JOHN STONES BONES
BRADLEY DACK BACK
IAN SELLEY(Arsenal) BELLY
I sat in the X-ray dept of my local hospital last week. A long wait as it had run out of petrol or summat. A big poster in front of me of the human body and all its parts. Bored silly I began rhyming slang to the parts with footballers. Will post some this afternoon after a REAL Dr appt!
March 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Footballers/Bodily parts/rhyming slang:
GEORGE FARM(Blackpool) ARM
HANS KRANKL (Barcelona et al) ANKLE
JOE COLE ARSEHOLE
JACK PORTER(Arsenal) AORTA
MICHAEL MADAR(Everton, PSG) BLADDER
HARRY HOOD(Celtic) BLOOD
JOHN STONES BONES
BRADLEY DACK BACK
IAN SELLEY(Arsenal) BELLY
GEORGE FARM(Blackpool) ARM
HANS KRANKL (Barcelona et al) ANKLE
JOE COLE ARSEHOLE
JACK PORTER(Arsenal) AORTA
MICHAEL MADAR(Everton, PSG) BLADDER
HARRY HOOD(Celtic) BLOOD
JOHN STONES BONES
BRADLEY DACK BACK
IAN SELLEY(Arsenal) BELLY
RAY TRAIN(Sunderland et al) BRAIN
MICKY GYNN(Coventry et al) CHIN
KIERAN SCARFE(Peterborough Ass. Manager) CALF
GEORGE BEST CHEST
GEORGE MEEK(Leeds, Leicester) CHEEK
JAAP STAM DIAPHRAGM
BARRY FRY EYE
BRIAN DEAR (West Ham et al) EAR
DON HOWE EYEBROW
MICKY GYNN(Coventry et al) CHIN
KIERAN SCARFE(Peterborough Ass. Manager) CALF
GEORGE BEST CHEST
GEORGE MEEK(Leeds, Leicester) CHEEK
JAAP STAM DIAPHRAGM
BARRY FRY EYE
BRIAN DEAR (West Ham et al) EAR
DON HOWE EYEBROW
March 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
RAY TRAIN(Sunderland et al) BRAIN
MICKY GYNN(Coventry et al) CHIN
KIERAN SCARFE(Peterborough Ass. Manager) CALF
GEORGE BEST CHEST
GEORGE MEEK(Leeds, Leicester) CHEEK
JAAP STAM DIAPHRAGM
BARRY FRY EYE
BRIAN DEAR (West Ham et al) EAR
DON HOWE EYEBROW
MICKY GYNN(Coventry et al) CHIN
KIERAN SCARFE(Peterborough Ass. Manager) CALF
GEORGE BEST CHEST
GEORGE MEEK(Leeds, Leicester) CHEEK
JAAP STAM DIAPHRAGM
BARRY FRY EYE
BRIAN DEAR (West Ham et al) EAR
DON HOWE EYEBROW
TREVOR QUOW(Peterborough et al) ELBOW
JIMMY CASE FACE
JAVON RINGER(US NFL Tennessee Titans) FINGER
RODERIC TEAMER ( US NFL Los Angeles Chargers) FEMUR
GAZ PEET(Bury et al) FEET
TOMMY COYNE(Celtic) GROIN
VAN DE VAART HEART
JON STEAD HEAD
PHIL NEAL HEEL
PERCY SANDS(Arsenal) HANDS
JIMMY CASE FACE
JAVON RINGER(US NFL Tennessee Titans) FINGER
RODERIC TEAMER ( US NFL Los Angeles Chargers) FEMUR
GAZ PEET(Bury et al) FEET
TOMMY COYNE(Celtic) GROIN
VAN DE VAART HEART
JON STEAD HEAD
PHIL NEAL HEEL
PERCY SANDS(Arsenal) HANDS
March 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
TREVOR QUOW(Peterborough et al) ELBOW
JIMMY CASE FACE
JAVON RINGER(US NFL Tennessee Titans) FINGER
RODERIC TEAMER ( US NFL Los Angeles Chargers) FEMUR
GAZ PEET(Bury et al) FEET
TOMMY COYNE(Celtic) GROIN
VAN DE VAART HEART
JON STEAD HEAD
PHIL NEAL HEEL
PERCY SANDS(Arsenal) HANDS
JIMMY CASE FACE
JAVON RINGER(US NFL Tennessee Titans) FINGER
RODERIC TEAMER ( US NFL Los Angeles Chargers) FEMUR
GAZ PEET(Bury et al) FEET
TOMMY COYNE(Celtic) GROIN
VAN DE VAART HEART
JON STEAD HEAD
PHIL NEAL HEEL
PERCY SANDS(Arsenal) HANDS
HARRY PHIPPS (Dag & Red, Sutton Utd) HIPS
ILIAS CHAIR (QPR) HAIR
ROY KEANE INTESTINE
BOBBY MOORE JAW
SIDNEI (Benfica et al) KIDNEY
BERTIE MEE KNEE
HARRY CRIPPS(Millwall et al) LIPS
SAMMY CHUNG (Wolves et al) LUNG
DAVID PEGG (Man Utd) LEG
JOHNNY RUSSELL(Dundee Utd) MUSCLE
ILIAS CHAIR (QPR) HAIR
ROY KEANE INTESTINE
BOBBY MOORE JAW
SIDNEI (Benfica et al) KIDNEY
BERTIE MEE KNEE
HARRY CRIPPS(Millwall et al) LIPS
SAMMY CHUNG (Wolves et al) LUNG
DAVID PEGG (Man Utd) LEG
JOHNNY RUSSELL(Dundee Utd) MUSCLE
March 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
HARRY PHIPPS (Dag & Red, Sutton Utd) HIPS
ILIAS CHAIR (QPR) HAIR
ROY KEANE INTESTINE
BOBBY MOORE JAW
SIDNEI (Benfica et al) KIDNEY
BERTIE MEE KNEE
HARRY CRIPPS(Millwall et al) LIPS
SAMMY CHUNG (Wolves et al) LUNG
DAVID PEGG (Man Utd) LEG
JOHNNY RUSSELL(Dundee Utd) MUSCLE
ILIAS CHAIR (QPR) HAIR
ROY KEANE INTESTINE
BOBBY MOORE JAW
SIDNEI (Benfica et al) KIDNEY
BERTIE MEE KNEE
HARRY CRIPPS(Millwall et al) LIPS
SAMMY CHUNG (Wolves et al) LUNG
DAVID PEGG (Man Utd) LEG
JOHNNY RUSSELL(Dundee Utd) MUSCLE
ROBERT FLECK(Norwich et al) NECK
DANNY ROSE NOSE
JERMAINE JENAS PENIS
MICK QUINN (Newcastle et al) SHIN
BOB BOLDER(Sheff Wed) SHOULDER
SCOTT TWINE(MKD, Bristol City) SPINE
NEIL FINN(West Ham) SKIN
TERRY BLY( Peterborough, Norwich) THIGH
ADRIAN HEATH(Everton et al) TEETH
DANNY ROSE NOSE
JERMAINE JENAS PENIS
MICK QUINN (Newcastle et al) SHIN
BOB BOLDER(Sheff Wed) SHOULDER
SCOTT TWINE(MKD, Bristol City) SPINE
NEIL FINN(West Ham) SKIN
TERRY BLY( Peterborough, Norwich) THIGH
ADRIAN HEATH(Everton et al) TEETH
March 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
ROBERT FLECK(Norwich et al) NECK
DANNY ROSE NOSE
JERMAINE JENAS PENIS
MICK QUINN (Newcastle et al) SHIN
BOB BOLDER(Sheff Wed) SHOULDER
SCOTT TWINE(MKD, Bristol City) SPINE
NEIL FINN(West Ham) SKIN
TERRY BLY( Peterborough, Norwich) THIGH
ADRIAN HEATH(Everton et al) TEETH
DANNY ROSE NOSE
JERMAINE JENAS PENIS
MICK QUINN (Newcastle et al) SHIN
BOB BOLDER(Sheff Wed) SHOULDER
SCOTT TWINE(MKD, Bristol City) SPINE
NEIL FINN(West Ham) SKIN
TERRY BLY( Peterborough, Norwich) THIGH
ADRIAN HEATH(Everton et al) TEETH
TOMMY ROWE(Stockport, Peterborough et al) TOE
DICK PLUMB(Charlton et al) THUMB
SHANE LONG TONGUE
ROLF RINER( FC Basel) VAGINA
DAVID MAY( Man Utd et al) VERTEBRAE
HARRY KANE VEIN
FRANKLIN TWIST(Bury, Tranmere et al) WRIST
ROGER HUNT(Liverpool) ****
DICK PLUMB(Charlton et al) THUMB
SHANE LONG TONGUE
ROLF RINER( FC Basel) VAGINA
DAVID MAY( Man Utd et al) VERTEBRAE
HARRY KANE VEIN
FRANKLIN TWIST(Bury, Tranmere et al) WRIST
ROGER HUNT(Liverpool) ****
March 25, 2026 at 1:45 PM
TOMMY ROWE(Stockport, Peterborough et al) TOE
DICK PLUMB(Charlton et al) THUMB
SHANE LONG TONGUE
ROLF RINER( FC Basel) VAGINA
DAVID MAY( Man Utd et al) VERTEBRAE
HARRY KANE VEIN
FRANKLIN TWIST(Bury, Tranmere et al) WRIST
ROGER HUNT(Liverpool) ****
DICK PLUMB(Charlton et al) THUMB
SHANE LONG TONGUE
ROLF RINER( FC Basel) VAGINA
DAVID MAY( Man Utd et al) VERTEBRAE
HARRY KANE VEIN
FRANKLIN TWIST(Bury, Tranmere et al) WRIST
ROGER HUNT(Liverpool) ****
I sat in the X-ray dept of my local hospital last week. A long wait as it had run out of petrol or summat. A big poster in front of me of the human body and all its parts. Bored silly I began rhyming slang to the parts with footballers. Will post some this afternoon after a REAL Dr appt!
March 25, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I sat in the X-ray dept of my local hospital last week. A long wait as it had run out of petrol or summat. A big poster in front of me of the human body and all its parts. Bored silly I began rhyming slang to the parts with footballers. Will post some this afternoon after a REAL Dr appt!
Who's this: 107 caps for England and never scored a single goal? He did stop a few though.
March 25, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Who's this: 107 caps for England and never scored a single goal? He did stop a few though.
The Clacton Cunt. Love it.😂
What position would you play Farage?
My thoughts would be striker, blundering around doing f**k all, looking for easy tap-ins and taking all the credit.
My thoughts would be striker, blundering around doing f**k all, looking for easy tap-ins and taking all the credit.
March 25, 2026 at 9:56 AM
The Clacton Cunt. Love it.😂
Second best all over the pitch now. Promising first half, missed a great chance which seems to have sent Havertz into his shell. Going to be beaten by the better side on the day. Got to take it on the chin. Keeper's error cost us big time.
March 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Second best all over the pitch now. Promising first half, missed a great chance which seems to have sent Havertz into his shell. Going to be beaten by the better side on the day. Got to take it on the chin. Keeper's error cost us big time.
You don't win cup finals when so many of the players are having stinkers.
March 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
You don't win cup finals when so many of the players are having stinkers.
Superb tonight. Fluid, good tempo and some excellent individual performances. Two super goals and a fantastic save from Raya at the end to keep his clean sheet. Onwards and upwards.
March 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Superb tonight. Fluid, good tempo and some excellent individual performances. Two super goals and a fantastic save from Raya at the end to keep his clean sheet. Onwards and upwards.
Mikel Arteta hasn't won Manager of the Month for 2 years. Astonishing considering we've lost only 3/48 games all season.
March 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mikel Arteta hasn't won Manager of the Month for 2 years. Astonishing considering we've lost only 3/48 games all season.
Fucking hell. How lucky are we?
March 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Fucking hell. How lucky are we?
We have no idea how to break down a low block. Our shooting is bloody awful. How the fuck are we top of the league?
March 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We have no idea how to break down a low block. Our shooting is bloody awful. How the fuck are we top of the league?
Attwell should be sacked tonight. That is just an horrendous decision not to award a penalty.
March 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Attwell should be sacked tonight. That is just an horrendous decision not to award a penalty.
Hincapie. What a fucking player he is.
March 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Hincapie. What a fucking player he is.
Ffs. That was tough. That Hurtzeler geezer is a right twat.
March 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Ffs. That was tough. That Hurtzeler geezer is a right twat.