Bruce Eric Enloe
@bruceenloe.bsky.social
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you bake at 350 F for an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes, until a skewer in the centre comes out clean.
Gender neutral bathrooms aren’t just a culture war punching bag - I have zero interest in bringing my disabled/assisted toileting daughter into some greasy men’s room in your dumb restaurant that I’m definitely never coming back to - let’s fix this please and thank you. Oh yeah for trans people too.
August 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Gender neutral bathrooms aren’t just a culture war punching bag - I have zero interest in bringing my disabled/assisted toileting daughter into some greasy men’s room in your dumb restaurant that I’m definitely never coming back to - let’s fix this please and thank you. Oh yeah for trans people too.
One interesting note about Rush touring with Anika Nilles is that for the first time in over 50 years of performances, Rush will finally be guaranteed to have at least one woman at every concert
June 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
One interesting note about Rush touring with Anika Nilles is that for the first time in over 50 years of performances, Rush will finally be guaranteed to have at least one woman at every concert
Did anyone else notice that the plot of the Mandalorian and Grogu was a wholesale lift of the Clone Wars animated movie? LITERALLY THE SAME- “Jabba The Hut’s son has been kidnapped- antics ensue”
Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again
10/10 - will watch again
Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again
10/10 - will watch again
June 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Did anyone else notice that the plot of the Mandalorian and Grogu was a wholesale lift of the Clone Wars animated movie? LITERALLY THE SAME- “Jabba The Hut’s son has been kidnapped- antics ensue”
Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again
10/10 - will watch again
Honestly, it was made for tv the first time and maybe should have been again
10/10 - will watch again
I’m really starting to consider pulling out of the freedom 250 concert
June 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I’m really starting to consider pulling out of the freedom 250 concert
This does mean that I officially never have to watch CBS/Paramount again, correct?
May 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This does mean that I officially never have to watch CBS/Paramount again, correct?
Having afib is like… Every once in a while, my heart gets to the drum solo
May 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Having afib is like… Every once in a while, my heart gets to the drum solo
It occurs to me that if you don’t use ai, you probably think everyone sure got smarter recently- and if you do use ai then you KNOW everyone got dumber
May 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
It occurs to me that if you don’t use ai, you probably think everyone sure got smarter recently- and if you do use ai then you KNOW everyone got dumber
I love that we call dogs pooping “ doing their business“ which reminds me, I think I have some business to attend to.
May 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love that we call dogs pooping “ doing their business“ which reminds me, I think I have some business to attend to.
Guys seriously, given the choice, I’ll take the fake ceasefire over the nuclear holocaust
April 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Guys seriously, given the choice, I’ll take the fake ceasefire over the nuclear holocaust
Any headline that starts with ‘trump is learning….’ is immediately suspect
March 17, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Any headline that starts with ‘trump is learning….’ is immediately suspect
These days as a white guy I have to be careful so I try not to wear suits or present as a billionaire in order to avoid being profiled as a criminal
February 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
These days as a white guy I have to be careful so I try not to wear suits or present as a billionaire in order to avoid being profiled as a criminal
Rip Bobby- hope you are rolling in the rushes down by the riverside
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Rip Bobby- hope you are rolling in the rushes down by the riverside
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My New Years Resolution this year
is to be less hard on myself..
Even though I don't deserve it! RS
is to be less hard on myself..
Even though I don't deserve it! RS
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My New Years Resolution this year
is to be less hard on myself..
Even though I don't deserve it! RS
is to be less hard on myself..
Even though I don't deserve it! RS
I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...
Winter Solstice Hymn, by Bruce Enloe
from the album Christmas is Awesome!!
bruceenloe.bandcamp.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...
My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...
Christmas is Awesome!!, by Bruce Enloe
10 track album
bruceenloe.bandcamp.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...
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Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food:
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
Techniques #1: Take This With A Grain of Salt
Welcome back everybody.
open.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food:
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
open.substack.com/pub/zacharyr...
Anthology takeaways (show and release):
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Anthology takeaways (show and release):
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.
John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.
Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?
Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development
What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign
Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud
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I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"
YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Thank you for your service
ME: Are you eating a bowl of mushrooms for breakfast?
YOU: Yup! It's the breakfast of champignons RS
YOU: Yup! It's the breakfast of champignons RS
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Thank you for your service
Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali