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Bryce Martin
@brycefm.bsky.social
What’s cookin’?
(He/Him) T1D
Anytime you have to call 911 at work you should automatically get the next day off as comp time.
May 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
You cannot claim that there is a hell which fits the Evangelical Christian concept of Eternal Conscious Torment unless you also acknowledge that most American Presidents are there - source: A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn
March 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Having recently gone fully shaved head/bald I gotta say, I LOVE that I can sweat without worrying about how my hair’s looking, now I’m like “yeah, that glistening is my body’s natural cooling system, I’m amazing” #BaldIsBeautiful
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m out shopping for Ohio’s sales-tax-holiday and I gotta ask, who’s out there buying $5k TVs? Loan me some of your cashflow please 😂🙏
August 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I don't wish you pain... i wish you education
April 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dave seems like the guy who either just doesn’t care or doesn’t want to understand why his partner is upset, but he thinks if he just word vomits onto them it’ll fix what he messed up #LoveIsBlindSeason8 #MinnesotaMid
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
PSN being down all weekend feels like a conspiracy to make more people watch the Super Bowl, won’t work though #JustTheAds
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.

Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Idk how this place works, so here’s my pups…also not knowing how it works
February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM