Blast Thickneck
@bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer.
Accepting only fresh brine.
Accepting only fresh brine.
can't take that one away!
July 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
can't take that one away!
I thought Leon Black was trending because of the Curb marathon on HBO.
June 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I thought Leon Black was trending because of the Curb marathon on HBO.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
anything else seems highly unlikely at this point
anything else seems highly unlikely at this point
June 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
anything else seems highly unlikely at this point
anything else seems highly unlikely at this point
Improving at soccer because we're a declining empire
June 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Improving at soccer because we're a declining empire
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer with a bourbon. I contain multitudes.
May 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer with a bourbon. I contain multitudes.
Well, shit. I always considered myself a fast reader, but I don't think I could pull this off.
May 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Well, shit. I always considered myself a fast reader, but I don't think I could pull this off.
Why not equip the space marines with a few boxes of baking soda? Is Weyland-Yutani Corp really that cheap?
April 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Why not equip the space marines with a few boxes of baking soda? Is Weyland-Yutani Corp really that cheap?
Backdoor Santa by Clarence Carter is the best Christmas song. I am taking no questions at this time.
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Backdoor Santa by Clarence Carter is the best Christmas song. I am taking no questions at this time.
Matt, 54, Pennsylvania, white, mail service driver, fucking imbecile
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Matt, 54, Pennsylvania, white, mail service driver, fucking imbecile
Today is the final boss of Mondays.
March 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Today is the final boss of Mondays.
In a just world, we would have several more Karl Urban Dredd movies.
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In a just world, we would have several more Karl Urban Dredd movies.
Me after eating a banh mi: "Colonialism is bad, but..."
February 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me after eating a banh mi: "Colonialism is bad, but..."
Glenn Danzig is basically a 1950's crooner in a different milieu. Cancel me, cowards.
February 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Glenn Danzig is basically a 1950's crooner in a different milieu. Cancel me, cowards.
Looking forward to politely declining after sitting through the requisite 45-minute presentation on the new Gaza timeshares in order to get premium drinks comped for a day at the all-inclusive resort.
February 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Looking forward to politely declining after sitting through the requisite 45-minute presentation on the new Gaza timeshares in order to get premium drinks comped for a day at the all-inclusive resort.
Stayed up late smoking a pork shoulder for today's brew day, which will be a 10-gallon batch of Munich Helles. It's going to be a long, exhausting day and I'm already beyond tired. Lol. I'm an idiot.
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stayed up late smoking a pork shoulder for today's brew day, which will be a 10-gallon batch of Munich Helles. It's going to be a long, exhausting day and I'm already beyond tired. Lol. I'm an idiot.
Not this guy just blasting farts that smell like deviled ham.
January 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not this guy just blasting farts that smell like deviled ham.
The stuffed green olive bar is one of the best things about modern grocery stores.
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The stuffed green olive bar is one of the best things about modern grocery stores.
Reposted by Blast Thickneck
[Black Francis voice] Skattebooooo-ooooo-oooooo
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[Black Francis voice] Skattebooooo-ooooo-oooooo
[Black Francis voice] Skattebooooo-ooooo-oooooo
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[Black Francis voice] Skattebooooo-ooooo-oooooo
I'm simultaneously impressed and offended by how good Spotify is at making playlists for me.
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm simultaneously impressed and offended by how good Spotify is at making playlists for me.
It's either fireworks or the glorious revolution has finally come, my friends.
January 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's either fireworks or the glorious revolution has finally come, my friends.
BAC is creeping up. Time to shitpost.
January 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
BAC is creeping up. Time to shitpost.
I wish I loved anything as much as old southerners love telling people what Brazil nuts used to be called.
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as old southerners love telling people what Brazil nuts used to be called.
Reposted by Blast Thickneck
