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enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
May 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
Wonder how the doc would feel about me running the colonoscopy prep through the ninja slushy machine
May 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wonder how the doc would feel about me running the colonoscopy prep through the ninja slushy machine
hey you can’t park there
April 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
hey you can’t park there
standing outside the Costco on Easter Sunday: Open the Fuckin’ store you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell
April 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
standing outside the Costco on Easter Sunday: Open the Fuckin’ store you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell
Foolishly trying to sing along to the Cocteau Twins
April 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Foolishly trying to sing along to the Cocteau Twins
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Terrorizing my local touched tunes
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Terrorizing my local touched tunes
absolutely no one could have predicted this
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
absolutely no one could have predicted this
When was the last time you had a Butterfinger? Like wow what is this good for but removing fillings
May 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When was the last time you had a Butterfinger? Like wow what is this good for but removing fillings
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This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
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god grant me the serenity to lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
god grant me the serenity to lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
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a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress
One nice day and I’m mandating we live outside
March 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
One nice day and I’m mandating we live outside
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Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
March 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
Just checking in to see what the fuck is going on
March 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just checking in to see what the fuck is going on
Sorry I’m trying to get my posting legs back
February 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sorry I’m trying to get my posting legs back
I was just thinking about how I really like pickles
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was just thinking about how I really like pickles
I should get a tractor
February 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I should get a tractor