I heard the FOTUS is embarrassed by this official portrait. It would be a shame for it to be re-posted all over social media.
#therealdonaldtrump

Krasnov: Putin’s lapdog

Also trying to minimize activity on Meta platforms

MAGA = Measles And Groveling A-holes?

They don’t even pretend to not lie

Nice early evening dog walk in the woods.

Spouse: Will you add eggs to the grocery list?
Me: I’m not sure we can qualify for a loan that big. What’s a kidney worth these days?

11/26/88 “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends - weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world - all while cynically waving the American flag.”

America. Here is your new Def Sec. I find his tattoo (visible thru his wet shirt and associated with white supremacist and neo-Nazi movements) really pairs well with the allegations of sexual assault, public drunkenness and alleged financial mismanagement at two veterans groups he ran.