Brando
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Never thought the end times would be this stupid.
Scott Bessent always looks like a spoiled feline who won't eat anything but British Banquet cat food
LIVE: Scott Bessent testifies before Congress
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www.youtube.com/live/AW7VWoZ...
September 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Scott Bessent always looks like a spoiled feline who won't eat anything but British Banquet cat food
You're not choking on pollution, you're coughing up freedom!
Breaking News: The E.P.A. is said to be planning to announce that the U.S. will no longer limit climate pollution from power plants.
E.P.A. Will Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.
nyti.ms
September 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You're not choking on pollution, you're coughing up freedom!
What a joy to wake up and realize that the Bears offense scoring 59 points was not some crazy dream I had.
September 14, 2026 at 1:37 PM
What a joy to wake up and realize that the Bears offense scoring 59 points was not some crazy dream I had.
Mike Johnson will be stepping down to spend more time not masturbating with his family.
New in PN: Mike Johnson runs out the clock on his own speakership
"He hasn't had *any* agenda beyond serving Trump. (Trump has boasted he’s effectively “the speaker and the president.”) If Blanche has reduced AG position to Trump’s lawyer, Johnson has transformed speakership into Trump’s lap dog."
"He hasn't had *any* agenda beyond serving Trump. (Trump has boasted he’s effectively “the speaker and the president.”) If Blanche has reduced AG position to Trump’s lawyer, Johnson has transformed speakership into Trump’s lap dog."
Mike Johnson runs out the clock on his own speakership
It was the most sycophantic of times.
www.publicnotice.co
September 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Mike Johnson will be stepping down to spend more time not masturbating with his family.
Kermit and Miss Piggy deserve Oscars way more than this lifeless collection of 0s and 1s.
September 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Kermit and Miss Piggy deserve Oscars way more than this lifeless collection of 0s and 1s.
I am more than ready for some football.
September 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I am more than ready for some football.
Next message
“OMG did you see Brian’s hat?
“OMG did you see Brian’s hat?
Predicting every convo between Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder to go exactly like this:
September 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Next message
“OMG did you see Brian’s hat?
“OMG did you see Brian’s hat?
They will pry the liner notes out of my cold, napping hands
not to be a total ‘physical-media-cel’ but good luck to sony taking back any of the records i bought and now own
September 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
They will pry the liner notes out of my cold, napping hands
Agalloch is my favorite metal band and one I never thought I would get so see live, so it was an amazing experience to catch them at Thalia Hall this week. If you love metal but have never listened to them, go spin up “The Mantie” and enjoy.
August 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Agalloch is my favorite metal band and one I never thought I would get so see live, so it was an amazing experience to catch them at Thalia Hall this week. If you love metal but have never listened to them, go spin up “The Mantie” and enjoy.
I have been a Rush fan since Moving Pictures, have seen them a half dozen times, and am in the strange position of thinking that the NYC show I saw was even better than the ones I saw with Neil Peart. Unbelievable energy and playing and very touching tribute segments to Neil
August 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I have been a Rush fan since Moving Pictures, have seen them a half dozen times, and am in the strange position of thinking that the NYC show I saw was even better than the ones I saw with Neil Peart. Unbelievable energy and playing and very touching tribute segments to Neil
If you made a bank vault that, instead of locking, swung open while a voice shouted FREE MONEY over a cash register noise, that vault company would be out of business immediately
ANTHROPIC: “.. we found three incidents in which a Claude model reached the internet from within or while interacting with a third-party evaluation environment, and then gained unauthorized access to the real systems of three different organizations.”
www.anthropic.com/news/investi...
www.anthropic.com/news/investi...
July 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If you made a bank vault that, instead of locking, swung open while a voice shouted FREE MONEY over a cash register noise, that vault company would be out of business immediately
Claude, does this seem like a good political position in 2026?
July 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Claude, does this seem like a good political position in 2026?
TRUMP: No other president has ever had to pay out as much money as me. Five million, which means that jury saw right through me. That's because I'm so transparent! My accountant came to me with a tear in his eye, and he said, Sir, this is the greatest civil payout by a president in history.
BREAKING:
E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest.
Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...
E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest.
Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...
E. Jean Carroll finally gets Trump’s $5 million — plus interest
Despite the president’s repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll’s legal team this week.
www.ms.now
July 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
TRUMP: No other president has ever had to pay out as much money as me. Five million, which means that jury saw right through me. That's because I'm so transparent! My accountant came to me with a tear in his eye, and he said, Sir, this is the greatest civil payout by a president in history.
Electing Count Binface makes way more sense than voting for Brexit.
🚨 WATCH: Count Binface responds to the BBC unmasking him live on Newsnight
July 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Electing Count Binface makes way more sense than voting for Brexit.
Looking for your next great watch after The Bear?
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
July 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Looking for your next great watch after The Bear?
Tired: voting for a guy you would have a beer with
Wired: voting for a guy who brewed the beer you had with him
Wired: voting for a guy who brewed the beer you had with him
Dan Kleban, brewery owner in Maine and a candidate that a lot of Dems like, says he's ready to make the run in Platner's place:
July 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Tired: voting for a guy you would have a beer with
Wired: voting for a guy who brewed the beer you had with him
Wired: voting for a guy who brewed the beer you had with him
“I prompt, therefore I am” doesn’t have quite the same impact
July 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
“I prompt, therefore I am” doesn’t have quite the same impact
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The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
July 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
Alito is clearly a cooked uncle now and has accomplished the remarkable feat of being a worse justice than Thomas. I didn't think that was possible.
June 30, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Alito is clearly a cooked uncle now and has accomplished the remarkable feat of being a worse justice than Thomas. I didn't think that was possible.
If they move Strategic Air Command there, it could be called the BallSAC
June 29, 2026 at 12:58 PM
If they move Strategic Air Command there, it could be called the BallSAC
Reposted by Brando
June 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
No shot/chaser
Pete Hegseth proudly announced that flu vaccines were no longer required for the military.
Predictably, a flu outbreak has descended upon the Air Force’s boot camp.
Flu vaccines are again required for all new recruits.
Predictably, a flu outbreak has descended upon the Air Force’s boot camp.
Flu vaccines are again required for all new recruits.
June 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
No shot/chaser
There has been worse presidential bullshit in our nation’s history, but never has there been more obvious bullshit than this big fat load of it.
Trump on the reflecting pool: “We met with contractors today, will probably be forced to release and drain much of the water in order to do the necessary repairs, but will have them done as quickly as possible.” 😭
June 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
There has been worse presidential bullshit in our nation’s history, but never has there been more obvious bullshit than this big fat load of it.
Hollywood, I have an idea for a reboot of the The Sting, DM me.
Shares in Elon Musk's SpaceX jumped more than 20 percent on their first day of trading Friday after the biggest initial public offering in history, making the polarizing entrepreneur the world's first trillionaire as he vowed to take humanity to Mars.
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June 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Hollywood, I have an idea for a reboot of the The Sting, DM me.