Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed.

Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

Glad you’re having a nice kickabout anyway, lads.

So if Declan Rice hadn’t got the shits we’d have won the World Cup?

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Yesterday morning I stepped outside on my balcony for coffee with my wife and our neighbor. The drone was as low as it has ever been. We saw it over our heads. Below, our alleyway had turned into a parking lot for displaced people’s cars. A school next door is hosting around 1500 people.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

the tankers yearn for the mines

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy